RollOverandPlayDad
@AndPlayDad
I am the father of two sons. An autistic 3yo and a squirmy 1yo. This is my desperate attempt at a distracting hobby. Dads need hobbies. http://rolloverandplaydad.com
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Whenever my #autistic 3yo hears the doorbell he thinks its one of his therapists No kid, that's the pizza guy and you speak better than him
20yo intern said he felt great because he, "slept like a baby." I kicked his ass while the other office parents cheered me on.
I just assumed you were supposed to snort antidepressants. I mean, sometimes I wonder if this doctor is interested in my well being at all
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If there's anything I've learned in 28 years, hollandaise sauce makes anything better.
No problems in over three years, but I still always make sure my daughter is breathing before I go to sleep.
You don't know fear until you're potty training a naked toddler...
Well, at least my retweets are good.
I'd tweet more about sex, but my memory isn't that good.
Dear neighbors, I am not killing my child. I'm washing her hair. Only she sees it the other way.
There are directions on the back of the cereal. Cereal directions. Directions for cereal. I hate people.
July 4th Holiday weekend People with no kids: "Party" Parents: "Memories" Parents of #autistic kids: "We're fucked" #autism #ASD
An NFL rookie was clocked at 25mph on a treadmill and I just downed 2 double cheeseburgers and a large fry. WHO'S THE ROOKIE NOW, BITCH?
My 5yo can use the word 'literally' correctly, what's your fucking excuse?
9mo will put a cat turd in his mouth if I let him, but mashed sweet-potato and pureed apples are completely rejected. ITS YUMMY! EAT IT!
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