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Andrew Appleton

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How does one even go about, “Checking my local listings?”


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Our Town Council keeps raising taxes. So I showed up with an English Lord’s wig to speak in *favor* of taxes. “If you can’t pay your taxes…don’t be poor.”


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Billion dollar business idea: Fraud


I often forget I can just listen to “Levels” whenever I want, but it is so comforting to know, deep down, I can listen to “Levels” anytime that I want.


I have no idea what the difference is between Type A and Type B people. When did this get explained to everybody?


I’d like to point out that the only version of Jesus Christ Superstar I recognize is the Hell’s Kitchen Community Theater adaptation: youtu.be/Z5sH9Gpa4PM?si… via @YouTube

AndrewAppleton's tweet card. Along Came Polly - Sandy Lyle plays in Jesus Christ Superstar

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Along Came Polly - Sandy Lyle plays in Jesus Christ Superstar


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Bush Intercontinental Airport will have a terminal named after the late U.S. Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee trib.al/yqd5GJv



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Yeah but there’s no El Tiempo in Gainesville


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Arkansas fandom is a psychological experiment by the CIA to see how much pain a person can take with something they love deeply.


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I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.


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this is like a cartoon poor person’s idea of how rich people eat lmao

Bush Intercontinental Airport will have a terminal named after the late U.S. Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee trib.al/yqd5GJv



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"What would George Pickens do?” - Every collegiate player today


So Mr. McGregor never even questions why all these rabbits are wearing clothes?


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Did you guys know they’re 6’6”?


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Al Pacino saying "Moo Deng"


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Shohei Ohtani just had one of the greatest performances in MLB history: 6-for-6 3 Home runs 2 Doubles 1 Single 10 Runs Batted In 4 Runs Scored 2 Stolen Bases He became the first player in MLB history to reach the 50/50 (and now 51/51) club. Greatest. Of. All. Time.


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