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Andrew Keys

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Jack of all trades and Master of none…

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CollegeHumor did a video for “what if the speech from the film Independence Day happened today” in 2016…and it has aged really well.


Get yourself someone who will dirty talk with you using the LinkedIn auto message feature

AndrewKeys's tweet image. Get yourself someone who will dirty talk with you using the LinkedIn auto message feature

It’s 2:06am and I have no idea what actual time it is…


One of my favorite childhood entertainment memories. One of my first F&$! around and find out moments. Never looked at older people the same. You don’t know what you don’t know. RIP Bob. You were priceless. Always spay and neuter your pets.

RIP Bob Barker. Legend.



Still gotta fix my banner and profile pic but 15 years on Twitter baby.

AndrewKeys's tweet image. Still gotta fix my banner and profile pic but 15 years on Twitter baby.

My account got hacked by some NFT goofs. Now I lost my banner and profile pic I’ve had for years. @elonmusk you guys gotta have that in some cloud storage right?


⛩️🔥🔥🔥 NFT Airdrop Alert, join the garden! 🔥🔥🔥⛩️ @WeBearCare @ot_dirth @BMZrO @ZukiAnimated @RolltheBass @SirRichardRam @CallawayStefan @OmarBuhxzx @DylanK2595

RIP Bob Barker. Legend.



#Severance is an absolute must watch. Great from start to finish but that finale was one of the best episodes of television I’ve seen in years.


Well #MidnightMass is the best thing I’ve seen on Netflix since the Queens Gambit. Spooky season is upon us. Gonna think about that for a while. #nospoilers


Me looking around for my refund from the IRS from February…..


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I am coming to you live from a Brandon, Mississippi Waffle House. I, a total loser, came in last place in my fantasy football league. As punishment, I spend 24 hours in a Waffle House. Every waffle I eat shaves an hour off the clock. It’s 4:07 Central.

LeeOSanderlin's tweet image. I am coming to you live from a Brandon, Mississippi Waffle House. I, a total loser, came in last place in my fantasy football league. As punishment, I spend 24 hours in a Waffle House. Every waffle I eat shaves an hour off the clock. It’s 4:07 Central.

Capitalism and cheap marketing ploys are ruining this country and I for... one... am..... hmm... errr.. I’ll be right back (Drives 115mph to local grocery store)

There’s been a disruption in our reality & Lucky Charms have shape-shifted into a new #MischievouslyDelicious form ✨ Find special #Loki Charms box at MischievouslyDelicious.com this Wednesday at 11am ET. And tune in to Marvel Studios’ @LokiOfficial on @disneyplus, streaming 6/9



What are fun ways you throw away $400? I’ll start. Buy non-refundable tickets to Orlando. Go to the airport. Realize the dates you clicked online were two weeks away from today. Throw $400 at problem to fix problem. If you need me I’ll be waiting for Darwin to finish the job


You have two choices in life. Two choices and that’s it. Lean with it or Rock with it. That’s it. That’s the tweet.


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