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Andrew Murray

@AndrewSurvive

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Watching @SpecialForces just so I can cheer for @DezBryant one last time 🥲


When you constantly subliminally tweet like a 7 year old then wonder why you still have no friends


In my wife’s car and just heard a Taylor swift song where she says “sometimes I feel like everyone’s a sexy baby” is no one going to address that?


Pete wentz wants to be the lead of fall out boy so bad it’s pathetic. You play bass dude


Did you know sum41 broke up? I didn’t either but I saw about 46 tweets about it which is weird cuz they probably only have about 35 fans by now


Drakes music is so simple and uninspiring that a robot is releasing tracks and you can’t tell the difference


It amazes me every day how many people walk into a place without even glancing at a menu. Why would you walk into somewhere assuming they have breakfast or tacos or pizza? Read a menu moron


Does any one else get temporary memory lose in the shower? Specifically in between shampooing and conditioner when you forget which one you just put on your head?


Machine gun Kelly strikes again trying to ruin everything I love. Now he’s gonna be on the show Dave. God damn I hate this guy


Giants fans have to be amongst the dumbest sport fanbase out there


I can’t stop ordering t shirts.


One of the hardest things in life is trying to throw out a garbage can


Love when it’s your birthday and people write on your Facebook wall having no idea if you’re dead or alive


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Man some major cheating shit going on…


Already had our wedding sign and first dance song copied might as well have the trifecta

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..@tonyromo we needed this Dallas D


All this fuss about Judge is basically for a participation trophy??? Guy isn’t even gonna break the actual record that’s silly


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