Our plan is to lock all 17,000 Motorola patents in a box and pretend they didn't exist. It's a legal maneuver we call "Schrödinger's IP".
Due to popular demand we're planning to bring the revolutionary MotoBlur technology to Google Plus. Skin your social graph like a Boss.
There's tremendous logic behind our Motorola acquisition. The joke is on tech analysts who failed at math. is.gd/VIjQN4 #πDroid
Hosting gladiator matches on Campus for a shot at early access to Android code. We expect our device partners to earn their freedom.
Reminder: Remote Kill Switch will be used to brick the phones with custom skins that damage our brand http://is.gd/1YsSd8
Ready to negotiate with the FOSS community on releasing the Honeycomb source code, but calling it GNU/Android is off the table. cc: @rms
Upcoming Feature: App store roulette - Shake the phone for a random Android Store. #WeHaveMany
Whereas the 2.x branch is based on R2-D2, the 3.x (Honeycomb) takes cues from C-3PO — gilded, socially awkward, and much less popular.
Rumors of Motorola quitting Android are untrue. We just wrapped shooting XOOM2 Ad for 2012 SuperBowl - Two actors on loan from Samsung.
Massive uprising and protests in front of Apple Store in London. People demand freedom. http://is.gd/1Rn8OB
We were going to release Honeycomb source code, but there is real fear it might fall into the hands of the Muslim Brotherhood. #ShariaTouch
While you can't get the groundbreaking FlipBoard app on Android, we do offer FlipBird. It's exactly what you think it is.
We're releasing a tool called OpenGuillotine. It quickly removes the headers from Open Source projects. Beta tryouts next Friday. #SoBionic
Remember that scene from 2001: Space Odyssey with Apes and the Monolith? That's how we feel about the Honeycomb source code. #2Advanced
While Apple pulls the apps of hard-working developers, we let our users decide what to pull. http://is.gd/pmpa9X #Featured
Soon we will communicate our vision of Post-Open Platforms during the "Stop. Collaborate, & Listen 2011" Conference.
Based on surveys, our most requested feature is the ability to run widgets within widgets. We call that "Inception-Computing"
Honeycomb gives you all the benefits of Open Source without the burden of coming in contact with the rough plumbing behind it.
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