Andy Pitz
@AndyPitz
Dad, comedian heard on Sirius XM Ch 98 / 97. my fav comedian right now is Paul F. Tompkins. Most interested in comedy, wellness and friendship.
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I’m not sure what I just watched but I love it.😅😂
People still make references to putting such and such "on speed dial" which is just so funny and great. It may never die
"The world is watching", like we care what they think all of a sudden
1970: Wow the future is gonna be awesome 1980: the future is gonna be awesome 2024: The 70’s and 80’s were awesome
Status: Still no idea what I'm doing but getting a lot better at it
If we’re going to continue to along these lines, shouldn’t the man who impregnates a woman who dies because she couldn’t get an abortion be tried for murder?
Having the thought while meditating "I'm not very good at this..." is exactly why I need to meditate
Shaving with a straight razor is really fun if you enjoy visualizing your own murder about 40 times first thing in the morning
If I ever text you "too funny", most of the time it means not funny enough
Someday I won't mind snide comments on my battery life when I send screenshots. But for now it pisses me off
Email "It's time to re-order checks!" I have enough to last me until I'm 235 but thanks
Tip: pause after typing hahahah to make sure it didn't change to HAHAHAH before pressing send
Not sure why they're called "tweens"but this week my 12 year old daughter made out with a boy in his basement and also got a ballon after her dentist appointment.
New record: was awake for almost 45 minutes today before hearing the word "game-changer."
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