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I was already lying in bed awake and heard my roommates alarm go off and deadass looked at my door like:
Antoni: letz make salad :) Tan: I added a printed shirt 2 ur closet lols Jonathan: heres a sunscreen Karamo: how u feel bb Bobby: I deconstructed ur entire house with my bare hands. I added 3 rooms and an extra bathroom. I built ur kids a treehouse there are chandeliers everywh-
Just finished the third season of Queer Eye and I just gotta say 8 episodes aren’t enough
Queer eye does such a 180 sometimes like Jonathan on Queer Eye: swerve! Moisturize that face honey! Karamo: Tell me about all your traumas .... Antoni: Here’s a guac recipe!
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Got a second interview with a marketing company!!! Send me good vibes y’all I need to be employed
College kids be tweeting how broke they are all year then aLl Of A sUdDeN spring break rolls around and you got a round trip flight, nice ass hotel, meals on meals, and unlimited alcohol for 5 days straight. Me confused.
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