Daily Wizardposting
@AngriestWizard
tweets from the daily life of a wizard
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In addition to my prior grievance, I also awoke to find one of the rattletailed possum drakes got out of its cage in the night, devouring my entire supply of fillibustrous jungle figs. It will cost me greatly to replace them, both in Wizard Dollars and precious time.
Angry today. My kettle has been enchanted to boil at precisely seven-and-thirty of the morning, every morning, for eighty-nine years. Today, of all days, the enchantment failed, leaving my water unboilt for my morning tea. This has disrupted my routine greatly.
I am quite aware that the traditional medium for a wizard's thoughts is their grimoire. However, the year is twenty and twenty-one, and as I am one who is on fleek, I see it as only fitting for one of my station. I shall record my activities and discoveries forthwith.
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