ANGRY JACK
@AngryJackShells
GET THOSE NUMBERS OUTTA MY EYES // Owner of Angry Jack's Shell Emporium // THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT, TAKE NOTHING ON THIS ACCOUNT SERIOUSLY //
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I'm Jack, owner of Angry Jack's Shell Emporium! AND I'M REALLY ANGRY!
I am happy to report that shells at Angry Jack's Shell Emporium are now only made of 12.7% cocaine, down from 26.9%. As a result, the cost of production is lower, making the price of an average shell 10% cheaper.
Why are people worried about a non-existent gas shortage when you can worry about a non-existent shell shortage, when you come on down to Angry Jack's Shell Emporium
Apparently selling your soul is 'morally wrong', which I don't understand. I sold my soul when I was 13, in exchange for a nice shell.
So turns out my 'cum ascendance' was caused by the extra epinephrine I was taking to make the commercial better. Either that or I ate too many skittles, or took too much ketamine. One of those three.
Now when I say 'taste the rainbow' I don't mean skittles. I mean my cum. I have ascended.
On stream, I plan to play a random game. What game should I play? Only requirement is that it must be an older console game (ps3/xbox 360 or older)
I'll be playing on The Unnamed SMP in a few! Feel free to join me on twitch.tv/tatsu_cg!
Correction, will be doing my own beginning in the SMP about now-ish. If you are a streamer, and would like to join in on the SMP, please DM me. twitch.tv/tatsucg
Myself and @plangtong69 are starting an SMP that will be streamed on our respective twitch channels! Feel free to check it out. I will be doing my own beginning at 8pm EST. twitch.tv/plangtong69 twitch.tv/tatsucg
I have stolen the deed to Angry Jack's Shell Emporium. So we're back in business!
To all those asking, which equates to 0 people, if I'll ever re-open Angry Jack's Shell Emporium, under a new name and/or building. I will do my best to scrap together enough money to rebuy it from @Umbrys1 What is your price?
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