Roboute Guilliman
@AngryRoboute
I just woke up after 10,000 years and you have to see the shit my kids have done. Unbelievable. Muppets. #NotMyImperium
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I like a lot of minis, amongst them the Lannister troops for A Song of Ice and Fire by @CMONGames. These are regular Lannister Guardmen and I had a lot of fun painting their smart, clean uniforms and polished silver armour 😀
Finally got a bunch of the Mechanicus Enginseers to admit they can fix damn near anything in the Imperium but wouldn’t because of Union Regs. That shit stops now. #FixTheGoddamnKnights
Just big enough to tear apart a tank with my bare hands, just small enough all you assholes can't just shoot at me. Nailed it Dad. #40k8th
Jokes on you. Astartes were always this big. Try photocopying my DNA for 10,000 years and see what the copies look like. #PrimarisUltra
10,000 years asleep in a chair and I'm supposed to instantly fix all your problems. Dick-move Imperium.
Calgar keeps intentionally mispronouncing my name as 'Robot' or 'Row-Boat'. I think he thinks it's a power move. I think he's short.
Putting twin lascannons on the back of a Rhino does not make it a Predator. Pointless; like clear liquors.
Why is it all my sons think you have to be a sergeant to throw a grenade? What kind of ass-backwards rule is that?
Dads sword looks really cool, but it keeps lighting everything in the room on fire. Don't think he had a lot of drapes.
I'm so tired of the Ministorum asking for stories about dad for their endless, droning sermons.
Cassius was all 'Member the Tyrannical War?' And I was all 'Member that time my brother shot me out of my own spaceship without a helmet?'
Don't think Cawl got my inseam quite right. #FeelingRestricted #BitBowleggedThanks #HurtstoWalk
Still can't make a Rhino that a Terminator can fit in huh? Maybe you just haven't had enough TIME. #NotMyMechanicum
Everyone stop fawning over me. I put my power armour on one leg at a time like everyone else. Just afterwards I save the Imperium. #grokbell
I was just introduced to a robot skeleton that says it has our best interests at heart. Getting really hard to hide how I'm feeling today.
Stop sticking wax and paper strips ALL over yourselves. You're a Space Marine, not a scholam project.
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