Anusha Deshpande
@AnushaTheNoosh
Writer for the improv group, The Oxymorons
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#BeforeFacebook I actually spoke to my boyfriend who, based on comments on his Timeline, seems like a lovely person.
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars, probably dead because there's no breathable air in space.
I can't see my objectively beautiful spin instructor because I wasn't fast enough to nab a front row bike. My Monday is RUINED.
Thank you to @SiegelGale #CMO & @HBSAlumni @MargaretMolloy for the @Omnicom lunch w/@AnushaTheNoosh
I found a long gray hair this morning. This makes sense because I've been finding music lately by searching Spotify for "lite or magic FM."
72 hours in Boston and I ate at @flourbakerycafe 3x and @myersandchang 1x - instead of my #HBSreunion1yr, I was on the @jbchang tour
"Push it" came on the radio just now and I honestly thought it was an extended @GEICO commercial
@Accorhotels Hi there! I stayed at one of your hotels and need some help - can someone contact me pls? Thanks!
Fire alarms going off and smoke in @rockcenternyc - anyone know what's happening?
I left my headphones at home and now I am THAT GIRL at the gym working out on the elliptical and reading People
The customer service @RokuPlayer is so bad, I wished I were on the phone with an airline instead.
I'm at Publix and matzo meal is in the "ethnic foods" section #YupAtlanta
i feel grown up because my Linkedin job recommendations are no longer entry level
Being unemployed has taught me I'd make a very happy kept woman.
Words with friends should really be called Words with strangers
I know I'm old because when people tell me I look 12, I now take it as a compliment.
Hey @enjoyLaCroix, I'm up to four cans a day now. I hope I won't find out in 10 years that your product will kill me.
It took me from yesterday at noon to just now to finish reading the Sunday New York Times.
It's a #marathon weekend - ie: I have drinking plans Friday, Sat, and Sunday
Happy #equalpayday2014 when employers, for just one day, pay women the same amount as men!
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