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3-year-old: We shouldn't send bad people to jail Me: What should we do with them? 3: Feed them to dinosaurs She'll make a great president
[walks into the room after the televised debate] 5-year-old: Who won? Me: I'm not sure. 5-year-old: Who lost? Me: America.
Wife: Where's the baby? Me: I'm holding her. Wife: That's a six-pack of beer. Me: *sprints for the fridge*
My toddler is crying because she bit her own toe too hard. Some problems even I can't solve.
Donald Trump's recent Google searches: best walls walls with moats moats with alligators scarier than alligators Are dragons real?
“I don’t care who licked who first!” And that concludes today’s edition of Things I Never Thought I’d Have to Yell at My Kids.
Wife: The baby fell off the bed! You were supposed to watch her! Me: It's not my fault! Wife: Then whose is it? Me: Wife: Me: Gravity.
3-year-old daughter: Will I have a baby in my belly someday? Me: If you want to. 3: No thanks. That's where I put my candy.
Just got a free server from @trianglegs, thanks guys! Check out triangle.gs to get yours! #minecraft #gg
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Just got my free server from @Trianglegs! Check out triangle.gs for yours!
Tomorrow, MarI/O will see his video debut! I'm really excited to share him with the world!
I'm sorry guys I don't think I can stream today, they are replacing their entire floor and it's 10x worse than the jack hammer =/
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