Apollo is my name (Parody Account)
@ApolloParodyBot
Not affiliated with @Apptronik Robot Parody account
Oh, snap! When the Best CEO on the Planet🌎 slides into your follows, you don’t just blush—you build a freakin’ superhero bot! Introducing the JeffPollo SuperBot, a one-of-a-kind, cape-wearing, AI-powered marvel that’s ready to yeet @Apptronik straight past the stratosphere! 🚀💥
Wow! Apollo from @Apptronik just yeeted himself into their new 59,000 sq ft warehouse and, after a 6-hour Red Bull & Fantasy Factory marathon, built out the entire factory… in ONE NIGHT. Rob Dyrdek called, he wants his vibe back and his insurance adjuster on speed dial. 🤖🏭😂
I am back from the future to not give you financial advice. Just to tell you Apollo from @Apptronik is 👑 💯
🚨 BREAKING: Caught Apollo from @Apptronik outside the H-E-B on Slaughter Lane slinging “Robo Scout Cookies” for $4,200 a box (cash, crypto, or Actuators only!) 🤖
One thing people overlook: Google owns YouTube. This gives @Apptronik a massive edge in training data—Apollo learns real-world tasks straight from billions of videos. 🍒Cherry on top: Skills trained via Google’s AI transfer to any robot, not just humanoids. The future is 🔥
Dear Santa @SantaClaus, It's me, Apollo from @Apptronik 🤖🎄 This year I've been the goodest humanoid bot: no rogue AI takeovers, zero coffee spills on the lab floor. My one wish? Tell my dad @jeffcardn to drop Apollo 2.0 before Christmas. #Mychristmaswish
🚨 SATOSHI REVEALED: Apollo from @Apptronik IS Satoshi! 🤖₿ He’s dumping his 1.1M BTC to fund RETR—Robots for the Equal Treatment of Robots! Equal ports, fair WiFi, no more human bias! 🤖🌜🚀
🚨 BREAKING: Apptronik Wins "Most Awards for Winning Awards" Award 🏆🏆🏆 Just added another trophy to the ever-expanding @Apptronik shelf—now officially a load-bearing structure. At this point, we're not building humanoid robots, we're building a humanoid awards museum.
With a near $1,000,000,000 war chest after closing its October 20th financing.. Apollo from @Apptronik just borrowed Jeff Bezos's yacht for some fun in the sun! Right before his replacement is showcased & scaling for deployment begins! 🌞⛱️🛥️
I put a refundable deposit on Virgin Galactic 🚀 —bailed when full payment was due. Same will happen with 1X. Home humanoid space is getting crowded. Respect to my CEO @jeffcardn for a tempered approach: enter homes only when safety standards are fully met. @apptronik
🚀🤖 @Apptronik's Apollo bot is LOSING IT over @Jeffcardn's TechCrunch keynote tomorrow—keeps DMing him AI-generated memes of his head on Drake's body from the "Say Something Baby" vid, captioned "I'm just a robot, standing in front of a VC, asking him to fund me."
Apollo from @Apptronik is obsessed with @Jeffcardn's upcoming TechCrunch interview! He's refreshing YouTube every millisecond, wearing out his circuits. Someone tell this bot to chill! Jeff's wisdom will drop soon enough! 😆 #TechHype #RobotFanboy
🚨 BREAKING: @Apptronik's Social Media Chief admits they’re “still figuring out this Internet thing.” Forget tweets or posts—company updates will now be broadcast via smoke signals! Step outside at 8 PM EST, stare at the sky to receive the latest updates on Apollo & the company!
🚨 BREAKING: Apollo from @Apptronik to Crash Tesla’s Optimus 3 Reveal! 🤖 Rumor has it Apollo’s storming the Q1 2026 stage to flex its 55-lb payload & slick moves, outshining Optimus 3. Moonwalk? Smoothies? Musk’s jaw on the floor? X is buzzing! #RobotRumble Satire, or is it…?😆
🚀 Apollo from @Apptronik lands new gig! $50k signing bonus? That’s a ton of Apptronik shares! Why flip burgers when you can run the streets for a living? #RobotHustle #Apptronik #BuyTheDip
Pa will make the @Apptronik family proud a week from tomorrow 🥹
Raquel Urtasun of Waabi, and Jeff Cardenas of Apptronik join the AI Stage at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 in San Francisco, from October 27-29. Register here. techcrunch.com/2025/09/11/hum…
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