A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!
GIRL: Do u have love cards? SHOPKEEPER: How about this card,it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'. GIRL: Great! I want 10 of them"
A funny life cycle:A COCKROACH is afraid of a RAT; RAT of CAT; CAT of DOG; DOG of MAN; MAN of his wife ; wife of a COCKROACH......
Ouch! RT @RNC: What do you do when you don't want to talk about skyrocketing gas prices? Release your birth certificate.
Wall-to-Wall coverage of Obama NYC visit! Pix, video and YOUR #obamalive tweets! Right now! http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/dailypolitics
HatzolahBP: B: 19 x 50. Stolen bikes. People holding the car. Shomrim responding.
the OMSHENOVA RABBI is now baking erev peasach MATZOS.... (where is he rushing to.....)
In other news, nine Americans (8 of them soldiers) are dead in Afghanistan after an Afghan military person opened fire.
My brother said onions are the only food that makes you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a pumpkin....
A gitten mied ! (dont worry Iam just joking.......) its funny but a fact- its a NORMAL DAY....
I wanna wish (again)a APPy and wonderfull yom tov to all my dear followers ............ BROKTZ ORON VIFIL SEGIET NOR....
Women should not have children after 35. Really... 35 children are enough.........
MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC AIN NOCHOMOL MUSIC CUZ SOON ITS TOO LATE........... CHOPTS ORON!!....
Have you ever noticed that the word "studying" is student & dying put together??........
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