Apollo the Blue Jay
@ApulluJay
โ๐๐ค๐ช ๐ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ข๐ช๐จ๐๐, ๐ฉ๐๐ข๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐.โ #SonicRP #MVRP
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โ๐๐๐ฎ ๐๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐ข๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ง ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ข๐...โ -> Original Mobian Bird (No Babylonian ties) -> Ex-Battle Bird Armada soldier. Dangerous when armed. -> SFW with some adult themes. (Violence, language, etc.) -> Doesnโt know when to shut the hell up. =More below=
โNot really. What? You expected something else?โ
โThatโs uh. Ooh. Yeah. Tough.โ
โ...1. 2. 3. 4. 5! I did it. Happy?โ
"Jeez, man, can you stop simping on my mechanic for, like...five seconds?"
โJust daydreaming about nice weather for a change. And Wave. You know, the usual.โ
โRight. I canโt promise that entirely, but Iโll try my best.โ
โOh, you sure will. But Iโm not gonna be like Jet and slap 800 million memes and shitposts all over my car. ... At least. Not the first one.โ He snickered to himself.
โYouโd be surprised by my car knowledge. Yes. I can. Youโll see sooner or later.โ
โWell, you told me that I should start trying to fit in around here. I figured that since I donโt have my own hoverboard at the moment, I might as well try my hand at racing cars.โ
โNo, I got other things to do. Like steal a couple cars for myself. Since Jet doesnโt share.โ
โYeah, have fun with that. I bet sheโll at LEAST cook enough for 8 different full course meals.โ
โYou know, if I wasnโt living here on your ship, Iโd snap that little fucking finger of yours clean off and shove it where the sun doesnโt shine.โ /F l i c k/ โBut I know you. Youโre just trying to get a reaction outtaโ me. Thatโs what you do best...โ
"Buddy, I don't know how to break this to ya, but you're the entire fuckin' Weinermobile" /FLICK/ Jet was unphased, giving yet another flick of his own to see just how far he could push Apollo.
โWiener? Do I look like a fucking product of Oscar Mayer to you?โ /F l i c k/ Yes, he flicked back.
โHey! Donโt flick me, dick.โ The jay narrowed his eyes at him, looking offended.
Jet just leans close and flicks the blue jay on the forehead. "That's the joke, numbnuts"
โYeah, but thatโs only if the woman you are comparing it to is Wave.โ
"Look, a car is very much like a woman" "Angry, powerful, and will leave you with a concussion if you're not careful"
โAm I, though?โ
โOh. I see. Youโre one of those people. Who treat cars like living things.โ
"Because I have good taste in cars" "Also no you can't touch it. It's mine"
โFirst off, donโt call me that. Second, why did a M3 GTR that suspicious looks like the one from Need for Speed: Most Wanted suddenly show up in the garage the other day. Because I /might/ want it-โ
โ...you do eat like a 500 pound sumo wrestler. Yet still stay in shape.โ
โAwesome. Never touching that again. You can keep it...or...actually, Iโd throw it out. If you havenโt already...โ
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