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If you have a thing for farm animals; keep that shit to yourself.

ArbitraryTweets

@ArbitraryTweets

Sheep Shearer by day. Vibrator Reviewer by night. If you have a thing for farm animals; keep that shit to yourself.

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I asked an alien the other day "why the probes?" He said " because that's where we keep the spare keys"


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Are you single? is my fave rhetorical question.


I think I just found Eazy-E's pussy in the freezer?


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If the pope appeared in a long floral dress and started with "listen you fuckers there's gonna be some changes round here" I'd go Catholic


can't find the horny switch


Enough of this "windows to the soul" shit. I am here for the funk and junk. Don't make me come over there and smash your fucking phone.


please tone down your tweets. hahahahhaha


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