ArbitraryTweets
@ArbitraryTweets
Sheep Shearer by day. Vibrator Reviewer by night. If you have a thing for farm animals; keep that shit to yourself.
Dołączył w Październik 2011
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I asked an alien the other day "why the probes?" He said " because that's where we keep the spare keys"
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Are you single? is my fave rhetorical question.
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I think I just found Eazy-E's pussy in the freezer?
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If the pope appeared in a long floral dress and started with "listen you fuckers there's gonna be some changes round here" I'd go Catholic
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Enough of this "windows to the soul" shit. I am here for the funk and junk. Don't make me come over there and smash your fucking phone.
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