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@ArsenalForHire

Lady || 18+ || AU friendly || DMC RP || MV/MS || Mature/Adult themes present || Mutual RPs Only ||

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"𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘰. 𝘔𝘺 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦...𝘪𝘴 𝓛𝓪𝓭𝔂." | Lady RP | MS/MV | 18+ | Timeline Flexible | #DevilMayCry #DMCRP #MVRP


A light smile graced her lips. Very slight, but it was there. "I do too."

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It's always 'Dante stop flirting', 'Dante you deserved that forehead shot'.... never 'Dante, here's some free pizza'.



//BOOOTTTTTSSSS


Siiiigh. “I don’t want to have to explain this, but alright. The ‘sword’ I’m referring to, is the one between your legs, Vergil. It’s your dićk.”

It's always 'Dante stop flirting', 'Dante you deserved that forehead shot'.... never 'Dante, here's some free pizza'.



Deadpan stare. “Sometimes I really wonder how you managed to have a child.”

It's always 'Dante stop flirting', 'Dante you deserved that forehead shot'.... never 'Dante, here's some free pizza'.



“I’ve seen your skills with a sword, but would you like me to show you mine?”

It's always 'Dante stop flirting', 'Dante you deserved that forehead shot'.... never 'Dante, here's some free pizza'.



Mind if she gives it one more shot?

It's always 'Dante stop flirting', 'Dante you deserved that forehead shot'.... never 'Dante, here's some free pizza'.



Hm. “I bought you that hair gel you like.”

It's always 'Dante stop flirting', 'Dante you deserved that forehead shot'.... never 'Dante, here's some free pizza'.



Good. Gives them a nice squeeze.

She doesn't need permission to hold them. ;)



Those are *hers*. Let her hold them.


//Argh Twitter ☹️


Nah. Dicks are for sucking.

Look.... you can hit him for being a dick.... just don't hit him in the dick.

Devilindebt's tweet image. Look.... you can hit him for being a dick.... just don't hit him in the dick.


“Because sometimes I wonder if it’s even worth it. You’re impossible to read…”

Look.... you can hit him for being a dick.... just don't hit him in the dick.

Devilindebt's tweet image. Look.... you can hit him for being a dick.... just don't hit him in the dick.


“I have *tried*! I’ve tried to make peace with the past! Hell, I’ve tried to make peace with *you*! But all my efforts have been met with…with indifference. What am I supposed to think?”

Look.... you can hit him for being a dick.... just don't hit him in the dick.

Devilindebt's tweet image. Look.... you can hit him for being a dick.... just don't hit him in the dick.


Served them both right for taking so damn long.

Lrt Dad and uncle Dante smelled so bad that Lady kicked them out of the shop to jump in the lake to clean up.



Well. After a long night of hunting, she’s finally back at the shop.


“Happy Father’s Day to my mother, since my father never existed.”


Oh? Is that right? He’ll find his gift under his desk.

If you call him 'daddy' you owe him a present.



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