You might like
I just got in trouble at a restaurant for leaning back in my chair
My mom is a fckn NPC merchant giving me endless side quests.
All of Plankton's fuckin cousins really out here storming the Capital.
Everyone else better hurry up with that closing work I'm trynna go home
Sitting back in the kitchen eating left over food from a party while everyone else does closing work >
And I'm like. Mind your own business Kendall it's a great soundtrack god damn
So anyway I pull it up for point .2 seconds and the person I'm talking to goes I see you've been listening to the Shrek 2 soundtrack in this way ya know
So like obvi I've got the movie soundtrack in my recently played
And I was watchin this movie with a great soundtrack the other day
So I'm on my spotify home screen for .2 to get out my unwrapped ya know.
Never thought I'd catch myself thinkin this one but that opossum that Avril Lavigne plays in Over the Hedge kinda cute 👀
Is it wrong to pick up girls in the line for Covid testing
I hate to get too political but like there's no way the Stormcloaks can stand against the ever looming threat of the Aldmeri Dominion without support from the Empire there I said it.
Begin quote Mom: Pledger u know what's an issue Me: wat Mom: You haven't been smacked enough. End quote
Two guys at the urinal rn: Hey bro, all I'm saying, girls come and go but I'll always be your boy. Other guy: that's what's up dude, what's your name?
My manager tonight banned the rest of the staff from talking to me because instead of doing closing work I'm explaining to everyone the difference between Imperial I and II class Star Destroyers
Me high off my tits on the gas station dick pills, watching the roller dogs spin
United States Trends
- 1. #UFC324 N/A
- 2. Derrick Lewis N/A
- 3. #SNME N/A
- 4. Alex Pretti N/A
- 5. #Skyscrapperlive N/A
- 6. Silva N/A
- 7. Rose N/A
- 8. Mavs N/A
- 9. #UFCParamount N/A
- 10. Minnesota N/A
- 11. Minneapolis N/A
- 12. Kyle Rittenhouse N/A
- 13. Ayton N/A
- 14. Nate Ament N/A
- 15. Taipei 101 N/A
- 16. Moro N/A
- 17. Brandon Williams N/A
- 18. Sami N/A
- 19. Walz N/A
- 20. #LakeShow N/A
You might like
Something went wrong.
Something went wrong.