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POV: You're sidelined when $ZEC finally rips

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$BCH / Bitcoin Cash Asymmetric Long Play $BCH has just closed on the Daily with a break above the December 2024 ~$641 high as well as the September 2025 ~$650 high. No specific take profits on this as I am keen to see how it reacts at the April 2024 $700-720 highs. This $720…

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$BCH has just closed on the Daily with a break above the December 2024 ~$641 high as well as the September 2025 ~$650 high.

No specific take profits on this as I am keen to see how it reacts at the April 2024 $700-720 highs.

This $720…

$ZEC Closed out that second short for a decent chunk of profits as I'm predicting a potential relief bounce at these levels. Might scalp a quick long before entering back short for the original $470 target.

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Closed out that second short for a decent chunk of profits as I'm predicting a potential relief bounce at these levels. 

Might scalp a quick long before entering back short for the original $470 target.

$ZEC My SL at prior bar highs got triggered overnight to lock in a decent chunk of profits. Due to the lack of volume on this relief bounce from 500, I am entering short again with the same TP target of $476

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My SL at prior bar highs got triggered overnight to lock in a decent chunk of profits.

Due to the lack of volume on this relief bounce from 500, I am entering short again with the same TP target of $476


$ZEC My SL at prior bar highs got triggered overnight to lock in a decent chunk of profits. Due to the lack of volume on this relief bounce from 500, I am entering short again with the same TP target of $476

AssBurgerCap's tweet image. $ZEC

My SL at prior bar highs got triggered overnight to lock in a decent chunk of profits.

Due to the lack of volume on this relief bounce from 500, I am entering short again with the same TP target of $476

🎯 $ZEC short printing will need to observe how strong the support is at the 500 level, but as of right now my take profit levels remain at the identified 455-477 area. Specific TP target is favouring $476 due to previous structure

AssBurgerCap's tweet image. 🎯 $ZEC short printing

will need to observe how strong the support is at the 500 level, but as of right now my take profit levels remain at the identified 455-477 area. 

Specific TP target is favouring $476 due to previous structure


🎯 $ZEC short printing will need to observe how strong the support is at the 500 level, but as of right now my take profit levels remain at the identified 455-477 area. Specific TP target is favouring $476 due to previous structure

AssBurgerCap's tweet image. 🎯 $ZEC short printing

will need to observe how strong the support is at the 500 level, but as of right now my take profit levels remain at the identified 455-477 area. 

Specific TP target is favouring $476 due to previous structure

$ZEC swing short entry Entry: ~$550 SL: $565 (4H close above~560 would signal long thesis) TP: $458-477 Estimated date: 31st December 16:00 UTC As always, just the setups I'm seeing and taking. Not financial advice, do your own research.

AssBurgerCap's tweet image. $ZEC swing short entry

Entry: ~$550
SL: $565 (4H close above~560 would signal long thesis)
TP: $458-477

Estimated date: 31st December 16:00 UTC

As always, just the setups I'm seeing and taking. 

Not financial advice, do your own research.


I'll take $ZEC $STRK and a bit of $NEAR Maybe a bit of $TAO

🚨 TODAY: Bitwise files for 11 cryptocurrency ETFs which includes $AAVE, $CC, $ENA, $HYPE, $NEAR, $STRK, $SUI, $TAO, $TRX, $UNI and $ZEC.

Cointelegraph's tweet image. 🚨 TODAY: Bitwise files for 11 cryptocurrency ETFs which includes $AAVE, $CC, $ENA, $HYPE, $NEAR, $STRK, $SUI, $TAO, $TRX, $UNI and $ZEC.
Cointelegraph's tweet image. 🚨 TODAY: Bitwise files for 11 cryptocurrency ETFs which includes $AAVE, $CC, $ENA, $HYPE, $NEAR, $STRK, $SUI, $TAO, $TRX, $UNI and $ZEC.


woz dazed and drew this lmaio 180k $BTC by September 2029 absolutely no rational edge behind this at all, but would be funny if it came true so I'm posting on here to keep a record

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180k $BTC by September 2029

absolutely no rational edge behind this at all, but would be funny if it came true so I'm posting on here to keep a record

$ZEC swing short entry Entry: ~$550 SL: $565 (4H close above~560 would signal long thesis) TP: $458-477 Estimated date: 31st December 16:00 UTC As always, just the setups I'm seeing and taking. Not financial advice, do your own research.

AssBurgerCap's tweet image. $ZEC swing short entry

Entry: ~$550
SL: $565 (4H close above~560 would signal long thesis)
TP: $458-477

Estimated date: 31st December 16:00 UTC

As always, just the setups I'm seeing and taking. 

Not financial advice, do your own research.

$ZEC parallel channel With the confluence of the channel upper bound and downwards trendline from the November high intersecting at the recent high of around $545, I am expecting this to be the high of this move before a retracement lower to consolidate and allow price…

AssBurgerCap's tweet image. $ZEC parallel channel

With the confluence of the channel upper bound and downwards trendline from the November high intersecting at the recent high of around $545, I am expecting this to be the high of this move before a retracement lower to consolidate and allow price…

send it $ZEC zillions

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zillions

just paid for this and he told me to kiss the wall

Seriously, who is paying for this?

BoringBiz_'s tweet image. Seriously, who is paying for this?


£40k YOLO on $MON Plez don't rug me

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Plez don't rug me

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Jeff the financial advisor at Thanksgiving: "Hey how's the crypto thing going? Heard it's crashing might be a good time to get out..." My response: "Of course that's your contention. You heard that from Jim Cramer on CNBC. You probably just got finished listening to some…

BillyBoone32's tweet image. Jeff the financial advisor at Thanksgiving: "Hey how's the crypto thing going? Heard it's crashing might be a good time to get out..."

My response:
"Of course that's your contention. 

You heard that from Jim Cramer on CNBC. 

You probably just got finished listening to some…

"save the tweet"

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BIG WEEK. Let’s f*cking GO! #Bitcoin



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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

naiivememe's tweet image. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

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My life was easier when I had no knowledge of this:

lynk0x's tweet image. My life was easier when I had no knowledge of this:

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Also, here’s the proof that I am indeed from Israel. They’ve been trashing my name for over two years, claiming I’m from India. I have never lied. I am Israeli, and a proud one. What are they going to say now?

VividProwess's tweet image. Also, here’s the proof that I am indeed from Israel.

They’ve been trashing my name for over two years, claiming I’m from India. I have never lied. I am Israeli, and a proud one.

What are they going to say now?


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"Okay now rape everyone"

Noahhcalls's tweet image. "Okay now rape everyone"
Noahhcalls's tweet image. "Okay now rape everyone"

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Obama: "If we can't break encryption (if we don't have a backdoor), then everyone is walking around with a Swiss bank account in their pocket." you are goddamn right Barrack Zcash

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