For my annual "Dawn of the Deadlift" rager, I've employed a playlist of @slipknot, @mastodonmusic and @clutchofficial. Shits gettin' real now!
Based on what's happened in the last day or two, I will no longer read @Deadspin. It's obvious that the people who now own the site never read it before they bought it. Seems to be the way of the world. You're horrible at what you do.
In my #MLSCupPlayoffs fervor I neglected to see that the #WorldSeries is over. At least something good has happened to Washington in the last few years. #CongratsNats
Just signed up for @disneyplus! Unreasonably excited here. And it's a birthday gift for my daughter! Lol #founderscircle
Cheers to the ruiners of #GameOfThrones for quitting #StarWars. You bit off more than you could chew with GOT and made a great choice not to run another property into the ground. Maybe you should write something for CW.
Let's lobby to rename the Gridiron game #Muricaball. It's never made sense to me to call it Football. Only one player uses their feet!
Sitting in a bar watching people dance grinding to Alice in Chains. Makes me sad for America.
Not an @astros guy, but I'm a fan of getting rid of trash like this: - Deadspin: Astros Fire Brandon Taubman, Now Need To Fire Whoever Smeared Stephanie Apstein [Update]. deadspin.com/astros-fire-br… via @GoogleNews
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Bob Bradley is the now & forever folk hero of the @MLS. Ask a stupid question, get your throat stepped on. All hail B.B.! @LAFC wins it all in 2019. #MLSCupPlayoffs
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It's like when Beanie Babies first came out, and all those idiot grandparents stormed Toys R Us to grab up all of them. Same amount of sense was displayed by the @GOP this week.
Not that you'll tell me @phish, but are you ever coming back to Kansas City?
As you can tell, I'll taking a soccer break right now. The only thing more chaotic than football is American politics.
The RT is s public service for those about to become disillusioned.
Can members of the Trump cult be deprogrammed after the leader falls? Steven Hassan says yes ift.tt/2W3hkXu
It's about Association Football, aka Soccer. This isn't a fetish site...
Baller move, Mitt. This is like the time when we found out my mother-in-law was lurking on Facebook with a fake acct. #classicmove
Who is Pierre Delecto and why does he act exactly like Mitt Romney would act on Twitter? slate.trib.al/syQNWqz
Honestly, the American @MLS operates just like the American economy itself: whomever spends the most gets promoted, there is no such thing as hard work toward promotion and rather than relegate those that can't compete they just do away with them. #ProRelforUSA
Sadly, some who reach for the stars get kicked in their balls.
The North did this the way the North does everything, within a total lack of any rationale or logical thought.
North Korea's World Cup qualifier against South Korea was...strange 👀
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