EssentialWorker#7302
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Confessions of an 'Essential' Worker
That moment when the planets align and you actually have a full staff with no call outs.... #retail #retaillife
I hate when a #DearCustomer is demanding "Is anyone going to help me?!?" Then come to find out there are 5 other employees currently already helping them and they are just an impatient bitch. #retail #retailhell
Next level #dearcustomer #karen : My husband told a woman she needed to get in line if she wanted to be waited on, she fucking BURST INTO TEARS. refused to be waited on by him. He was like "okay cool. NEXT IN LINE?" #Retail
#DearCustomer wanted a paper bag for her boxed cake. I told her it wouldn't fit. "Bring it here, I'll make it fit" she says condescendingly. She left me with a torn paper bag, and departed with her torn pride. Easily the best moment of my day. #Retail #retailhell
Alerted the manager about a customer that came in with a huge rip in the back of his pants (his bare bottom was on display for all to see). Mgr went to confront him & found him attempting to stuff a wine bottle down the front of his pants. Cannot make this shit up. #dearcustomer
The best thing about being married to someone who also works in retail is being able to experience your souls dying together. #RetailLife
*NCR worker completely disassembling register to fix it* Customer: aRe YoU oPeN?!?!1 #RetailLife #dearcustomer
#dearcustomer *pointing directly at the price* - How much is this? Me - #retailproblems
#dearcustomer ready to check out: Are ya ready for me?! Me: I have never been more unprepared in my life. #retail
Throwback to that time that a squirrel entered our store and we had to escort him out in a basket jail. Fun fact: this squirrel remains to be our most valued customer to date.
Every other #dearcustomer call: Me: thanks for calling ____ how may I help you? DC: Hiiiiiii, yes hi listen my name is Deborah & I was calling to ask you-well so my daughter and I shop there every Wednesday and, my daughter, she's vegan, and anyway-
#dearcustomer:Doesn’t my daughter have the cutest dimple on her right cheek when she smiles? Me:That’ll be 23.72.
“Do you have any 9/11 deals?” I feel is an awkward #dearcustomer question, which is saying something
Can we start offering free coffees to customers that actually look for an item before ambushing us to ask where it is? (It's literally right behind you Susan, fucking use your eyes jesus christ)
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