Christopher
@Assimilatethis
Acupuncturist, Sports Massage therapist and myofascial release specialist (soon). Kylie Minogue replied to a tweet of mine once. Trekkie 🖖🏻
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Be fierce! Be true! Be bold! Be you! ⸻ #street #walker #queer #talker #tiaraskye ⸻ Thank you Jay
Tiara Skye has written a song based on the fat bitch big nosed whore incident and it’s fantastic.
My nephew just described Todmorden as “Hebden Bridge but straight”
Currently explaining why @robynkonichiwa is the best pop star we have ever had. I’ve shown three videos and she is convinced.
Watching Scissor Sisters at Glastonbury has made me VERY sorry I said know to going to see them. I had a lot on that weekend. Why why why? They were ACE
I’m at a party, you know the kind where there are kids with children and a queue at the bar? I just did the rap from Rhythm is a Dancer to rapturous applause. I’m serious as cancer when I say than is a dancer. Bo
Thing you overhear in the beer garden… “And there were three massive spunk stains on the bed sheets, we had to throw them away. I wasn’t washing those bastards! I was a bit jealous to be fair.”
I wonder if the American gays are getting flooded with Kim Woodburn videos today. If they’ve seen Drag Race they’ll appreciate her, I hope Vivienne welcomed her with a “you silly girl, don’t start with me”
It’s dead easy to make small talk in this pub. All you have to say is “how’s your knees?”
The phone system I use for work is American and it uses the 12 hour clock, but displayed like the 24 hour clock with PM at the end. I keep thinking people are taking calls at 4am. 04:00 PM looks weird
Eurovision and Kylie in the same week, and it’s sunny too. What a time to be alive
The list of rules for our Airbnb in Manchester read like frigging magna carta
I hope this lady is having a great day.
I don’t feel that “Stop The Bus I Want A Wee Wee” was an appropriate first hymn for Martin’s funeral. #EastEnders
Still thinking about last night’s funky dreams. I might have a nap and see what happens.
I’ve had some bonkers dreams this last few days My favourite band at a festival where you had to walk badly down a cliff. A dead friend was there dancing away. There was a fraud do with returning empty dvd cases and everyone around me was involved, but I had been oblivious.
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