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Greg

@AssistantGreg

Assistant to Cave Johnson. All the Cave Johnsons in fact.

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*Has a fleeting moment of apprehension* *Ignores it*


*Spent all night hunting down Valentines for his daughter to bring to class*


No you /can't/ bring them to class tomorrow to show your friends.


*Pries another florescent colored knife from the wall* Santa Turret thinks he has a sense of humor...


*Puts on the mandatory festive Testmas hat* *Sighs*


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If you are Human, retweet this. This is an actual mandatory Test. If you don't wish to participate, we'll break your legs. No subtle threat.


*Also should follow direction and RT the right tweet*


*Likes his legs*


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If I get more than 1600 retweets, then it's actually humans following me.


Only with Aperture candy can you have a sugar high for two weeks straight. *Sighs*


@ApSciRiley You are hanging around- *Motions at @ApSciAssassin* this. I can't help but make assumptions. @Founder_and_CEO


...Alright who told my daughter about the free candy? *Sighs*


Working here is already a nightmare. Why make it scarier?


/Mandatory/ Halloween party?


Halloween.../party/?


...Halloween?


Where the hell is Mantis Cave? Or even Cat Cave? At least I know how to deal with those.


I really don't have the willpower to deal with a sassy Mr. Johnson.


Should I be worried? Mr. Johnson just asked if that suit made him look fat.


...To be honest I'm a little relieved. Talking to a bunch of little kids scares me more than a pack of Mantismen.


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