Greg
@AssistantGreg
Assistant to Cave Johnson. All the Cave Johnsons in fact.
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*Spent all night hunting down Valentines for his daughter to bring to class*
No you /can't/ bring them to class tomorrow to show your friends.
*Pries another florescent colored knife from the wall* Santa Turret thinks he has a sense of humor...
If you are Human, retweet this. This is an actual mandatory Test. If you don't wish to participate, we'll break your legs. No subtle threat.
If I get more than 1600 retweets, then it's actually humans following me.
Only with Aperture candy can you have a sugar high for two weeks straight. *Sighs*
@ApSciRiley You are hanging around- *Motions at @ApSciAssassin* this. I can't help but make assumptions. @Founder_and_CEO
...Alright who told my daughter about the free candy? *Sighs*
Where the hell is Mantis Cave? Or even Cat Cave? At least I know how to deal with those.
I really don't have the willpower to deal with a sassy Mr. Johnson.
Should I be worried? Mr. Johnson just asked if that suit made him look fat.
...To be honest I'm a little relieved. Talking to a bunch of little kids scares me more than a pack of Mantismen.
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