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The enshittification of @duolingo on full display: the AI voice bugging out and switching between English and German pronunciation


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constantly baffled by the people that speak English in Germany. baristas, fluent. Nurses, nope. Lady at tax office? forget about it. Cashier at grocery store? actually speaks 4 languages. ?????


Just got an ad for the concept of a 20 minute nap. It's scary how well this site knows my interests 🤯

Asskick__'s tweet image. Just got an ad for the concept of a 20 minute nap. It's scary how well this site knows my interests 🤯

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I live near Army HQ in Battaramulla. Monuments, tanks, choppers, military-run businesses… constant reminders of a war that ended 15 years ago. We still have a military that gets ever-increasing and unlimited funding. If I feel uneasy in peacetime, seeing this militarized…

Video shows assault on three Tamil fishermen at a beach in Kilinochchi. Chundikulam Fishermen's Association Leader Anton Robin has lodged a complaint with the @HRCSriLanka alleging that the 3 including himself were beaten with rifle butts by civil clad Sri Lanka navy personnel.



Can't wait to cover my friends in cigarette burns by throwing garbage lefty scoobers with this abomination

Have no fear, pass it over here!



Someone shared their screen during a zoom meeting and their desktop background was a motivational quote by Kevin Hart. Co-worker brain is a real thing


Ok the media is actually going too far with the "Luka is fat" narrative bc wtf is this

Asskick__'s tweet image. Ok the media is actually going too far with the "Luka is fat" narrative bc wtf is this

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BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a 2029 first-round pick, sources tell ESPN. Three-team deal that includes Utah.



How do I get the android sports notification thing to only show me scores if my team is winning?


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🚨🚨 Breaking: Israeli war criminal Gal Ferenbook, seen in a video boasting about the killing of a Palestinian civilian and mocking their body as a trophy, is now in Colombo, Sri Lanka. The #HindRajabFoundation has officially notified Sri Lankan authorities, demanding his arrest.…

HindRFoundation's tweet image. 🚨🚨 Breaking: Israeli war criminal Gal Ferenbook, seen in a video boasting about the killing of a Palestinian civilian and mocking their body as a trophy, is now in Colombo, Sri Lanka.
The #HindRajabFoundation has officially notified Sri Lankan authorities, demanding his arrest.…

Not loving this from my Spotify wrapped 😕 But at least the song is a banger

Asskick__'s tweet image. Not loving this from my Spotify wrapped 😕 But at least the song is a banger

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Win by Ambika Samuel from Badulla is probably the most impactful entry in to this parliament. Its beyond words. What it would mean to a community who suffered like no other for a nearly 200 years is beyond words as well.


Just found out my cat drools uncontrollably if I pet/scratch him too hard. Very unbecoming of him. That's dog behaviour.


I'm 100% convinced people only started drinking regular coconut water because someone once tried king coconut water (actually drinkable) and recommended it to all their friends but forgot to specify the 'king' part (King coconut⬇️)

Asskick__'s tweet image. I'm 100% convinced people only started drinking regular coconut water because someone once tried king coconut water (actually drinkable) and recommended it to all their friends but forgot to specify the 'king' part

(King coconut⬇️)

BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a 2029 first-round pick, sources tell ESPN. Three-team deal that includes Utah.



Awww, I wish they'd finish the first count so we'd know just how badly Ranil's career fizzled out.

Breaking : Sri Lanka Election Commission confirms 2nd preference votes count : All candidates eliminated other than Anura Kumara Dissanayake & Sajith Premadasa



Can't wait to see the discourse™ on here if we elect a communist president next week. Sure, it'll be insufferable, but surely it'll be better than the PragerU infographic/Victims of Communism Foundation tier garbage I'm seeing from other Sri Lankans


So Linkin Park returned only for the new lead singer to immediately be exposed as a Scientologist/Danny Masterson supporter? Fml


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