AssistantProblems
@AsstProblems
EVERYTHING IS WRONG. So clearly it's my fault.
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I really want a new job mostly so I can unfollow all of our boring clients on #twitter. #asstproblems
All I want to do is tweet inappropriate, unprofessional, and rude things about our clients. #asstproblems
"Like, I'm sorry that you're a widow, but I'm not doing that for free!" #asstproblems
Thank you so much for the gift! [gift giver leaves the office] Do you think I can return this?! #asstproblems
I feel like adding "mastered alphabetizing" to my resume. #asstproblems
"Don't ever write Monday if it's supposed to be Sunday." "Ok...I didn't. I wrote Sunday." "JUST DON'T WRITE MONDAY!" #asstproblems
If you say "WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!?!?" one more time... #stopbeingsoselfcentered #asstproblems
For once, it's just not that busy. And you pretending that it is, IS STRESSING ME OUT. #asstproblems
Mostly, I don't ever have a clue as to what you're talking about. But I'll fervently nod along anyway. #asstproblems
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T BOOKED MY FLIGHT YET?! I'M AT THE AIRPORT. #asstproblems
We just landed an account, send them an excruciatingly expensive bottle of wine. Charge it to your card,we'll reimburse you... #asstproblems
HAVE YOU RESPONDED TO THAT EMAIL YET??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE IT?? ...Oh I didn't cc you. #asstproblems
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