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Guaranteed paid leave for new dads around the world: 🇯🇵: 30 weeks 🇰🇷: 15 weeks 🇸🇪: 11 weeks 🇮🇸: 9 weeks 🇨🇦: 5-8 weeks 🇺🇸: ZERO weeks That is an international embarrassment. Let's guarantee paid leave for all new dads in this country.
Please don’t get your medical advice from TikTok, you will learn only pain 💀
Without fail, the first drip of coffee in the morning just blows straight thru a mfer and straight to the toilet
First 10 minutes of The Boyz in Season 3 Episode 1 - WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID I WITNESS?? 😲
there’s nothing happy about this meal shіt looks depressing
Finally got me some of that sweet class action Facebook lawsuit money. Was it worth my identity / my private data? Probably lmao
Was accidentally yelling at my IPhone, “Hey Google” she was like “Bitch, wrong assistant 😒” now she blocking all my calls
Lmao wow project I been working on for months decided to change software vendors not even a day from launch 🙃 guess I’m charging more for extra work 🤷🏽♂️
That nigga Putin over there playing Civ and shit talkin bout: “My troops are merely passing by” and then invade 3 turns later 😒
Regular male incels; aight whatever, do ya thang, keep it away from me, but FURRIES must be stopped at ALL costs
Some days I only listen to Soundcloud, other days literally only Spotify
I get it, objective reality is tough, but I refuse to live in a world where it’s not based off actual facts 🙅🏾♂️
What's the difference between a box bed and a circular one? An all "around" good night's sleep :D *hits comedy drum snare*
When my niece asks to play the game with me and gets us both killed
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