Astromonkey1
@AstroMonkeyOne
To boldly oop where no monkey has ooped before
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My mother listening to me discuss AI with my BIL’s aunt at Thanksgiving dinner ….
Every time I see a locker room champagne celebration, I imagine that the custodial staff is just off camera, leaning on their mops and muttering, ”Goddamnit,” under their breath.
Amplifying this during daylight hours. Our official channel is youtube.com/@officialgeorg…
Please do me a favor… if you’re a fan of my father’s & hate people using AI to imitate an artist after his death, please 👎🏻 & report this asshole to Google. youtube.com/@georgecarlin7… It’s whack a mole for us. This is a nightmare.
At what age does one develop the overwhelming compulsion to wander around the locker room naked?
I'm going to save this and use it in place of the "Do Not Disturb" sign when I stay in hotels.
I'm going to save this and use it instead of the "Do Not Disturb" sign when I stay in hotels.
Say again? Hardly a single word in this sentence looks like it belongs together — yet here we are…
Plane that crashed, killing husband of ex-Alaska Rep. Mary Peltola, had too much moose meat and was dragged by antlers, NTSB says cbsn.ws/4o4lPh7
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Plane that crashed, killing husband of ex-Alaska Rep. Mary Peltola, had too much moose meat and was...
A small plane that crashed in 2023 carrying moose meat in Alaska, killing the husband of former U.S. Rep. Mary Peltola, was overweight and encountered drag from antlers mounted outside, the NTSB says.
If you wreck this vehicle, can you legitimately say that you busted a nut?
Did you ever notice people in movies and tv shows never have screens on their windows?
I thought “undeclared meat or poultry source materials “ was the definition of bologna.
Nearly 150,000 pounds of bologna recalled due to undeclared "meat or poultry source materials" cbsn.ws/44FrIJQ
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Nearly 150,000 pounds of bologna recalled due to undeclared "meat or poultry source materials"
The bologna products, from Gaiser's European Style Provisions Inc., were distributed to wholesale and retail locations nationwide.
My shoulder hung out in the aisle on my 9-hour flight overseas and banged so many asses it’s officially qualified as a porn star.
I don‘t get the media frenzy and social celebrations over the #NFLDraft2025 or the papal #conclave. It’s like cheering on, high-fiving and getting hammered at a job fair.
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