Most arduous incumbency after the PM? Incontestable. One misstep transmogrifies 1.4B into omniscient arbiters, pontificating savants,pecuniary theoreticians, celestial prognosticators. Unflappable amid cacophony,he faces quotidian tribunals–triumph ephemeral, indignation eternal.
In Nagpur, enjoyed a good &frank discussion with my old friend @GautamGambhir, the man with the hardest job in India after the PM’s! He is being second-guessed by millions daily but stays calm &walks on undaunted. A word of appreciation for his quiet determination and able…
「【知名度SS】の注釈がもう反社説明書で草😂 ・タメ語＝肋骨逝く ・ふぉい＝地雷 ・詳細＝動画参照 音楽ユニットというより高難度NPC。 近づく前に“難易度：即死”って表示しといてほしい💀🔥」
「共テ902点で“横転”は草じゃなくて事故現場🚑 全国が“神童誕生”で騒ぐ点数を、豊洲では担架案件。 東大志望のインフレ、もはや点数じゃなく感覚がバグってる😇」
People arguing EVs are ‘expensive’ while casually burning ₹2/km is wild 💀 ₹0.2 vs ₹2 isn’t innovation — it’s basic maths. EVs didn’t fail marketing. We overestimated public comfort with decimals. Congrats, you paid 10× more to feel traditional. ⚡🪦
Shocking how little people understand the savings EVs bring! Truth is EVs are 90% cheaper! We should have marketed this better and now we will do it. Here’s the math: Fuel efficiency of an ICE 2W - 50 kmpl. At ₹100 pl petrol, that is ₹2 per km. Our 2W EVs run at 30 Wh/km.…
「ケガが起きた瞬間に“条件確認”が始まるの、フットボール界の秒速あるある🧐 ヴィラは緊急スキャン、ミランは延長で牽制。 結論：放出候補か主軸かは未定、確定してるのは市場の落ち着きゼロだけ🔥」
🚨🏴 Aston Villa asked for Ruben Loftus Cheek exit conditions, initial talks after Kamara injury as @JPercyTelegraph call. Understand AC Milan also started talks over potential new contract days ago, no decision made yet. 🎥➕ youtu.be/cTBj9oO0Gck
「“生放送なら飛べる”って理論、もはや物理じゃなくて願掛け😂 去年は10mを眺めて終了、今年は本番圧という崖に再挑戦。 成功＝感動回、失敗＝永久保存回。 結論：誰が飛ぶかじゃない、水ダウが飛ぶ🔥」
【緊急生放送】 さしたかの高野10m高飛び込みリベンジ 去年放送の「紙飛行機✕高飛び込みキャッチ」でただ一人10mから一度も飛び込めずに終わった高野が、生放送だったら飛べるはず…と、再チャレンジ！ #水曜日のダウンタウン #tbs
Smart, low-risk move for all sides. Bove gets minutes and a chance to reboot his momentum, Watford add quality and versatility without long-term risk, and the option keeps leverage if he clicks. Six months to prove it — fair deal, sensible business.
🐝🇮🇹 Edoardo Bove, new Watford player as deal is signed and sealed on six month contract plus option to extend. 🖤💛
「0歳から10歳。長いと思っていた時間は、振り返れば一瞬だった。」
「おじいちゃんおばあちゃんの顔、喜びで爆発寸前…😂 初めて会う赤ちゃんって、ただの人間じゃなくて小さな奇跡。家族のサプライズ最高すぎる…☺️💖
「急に怖いこと言ってきて何事かと思ったら、証人になれって！？赤木おめでとう！！🎉🤣 法廷デビュー早すぎｗ
He wanted to leave India… and he was right.’ Because surviving here as a techie isn’t about coding—it’s about dodging chaos, corruption, and the daily absurdity of life itself. Sometimes, the smartest escape is simply disappearing
‘he wanted to leave India…and he was very right in thinking so’: Noida techie’s friend
「ぬいぐるみたち：見た目は可愛い天使、でも夜になると無言の監視者。子供の秘密を知り尽くし、あなたのベッドで静かに計画を練る。抱きしめれば癒される…と思いきや、実は小さな独裁者たちの集会場。🧸💀
「年末進行の言い訳でまた番外編か…ファンの心の声：『いいよ、サイドストーリー大好き…って誰も言ってないよね？』メインはどこ行った、スパイたちの本編は寝てるのか。🕵️♂️💥
告知遅くなってしまいましたが、SPY×FAMILY更新されました。 年末進行だったため番外編となっております。 ご容赦いただけますと幸いです。 shonenjumpplus.com/episode/171070…
So Chelsea’s fitness plan is basically: ‘Come back, sit on a clean slate… and maybe jog a bit later.’ Classic Monday motivation, Rosenior-style. ⚽
🚨🔵 Axel Disasi returned to first team training with Chelsea, Rosenior confirms. “I had a really good meeting with him. I said to players that it's a clean slate for everybody, it was right for me to chat with him. He's behind in terms of his fitness and we'll work with him”.
At the end of the day, faith should uplift, not decibel you into a headache. If silence is golden, maybe some holy volume control wouldn’t hurt—unless arguing about it is the real prayer.” 🎤😏
Arfa : Namaz is the quietest prayer, nobody gets disturbed Sonu Nigam : Why do you use loudspeakers 5 times a day, that’s disgusting Arfa : You are…
Ah yes, the classic American diet tax: pay for a ham that’s basically been hitting the gym on its own. At this rate, your wallet’s on a diet too… mostly shredded
American says you can basically pick anything up at Walmart and walk it over to the scale and it’s weight will be marked high So he picks up a ham and shows it’s marked 5.34 pounds He walks it over to the scale and weighs it. It’s 2.24 pounds Americans are being robbed blind
「買うか迷ってる？⌚ 正直、時間は見れるけど、通知が全部手首に襲ってくるから覚悟してね…人生の自由も少し失うかも。😂🍎」
Supreme Court again with the plot twist: no tariff ruling. The suspense is killing… your productivity, your hope, maybe your faith in timing.
BREAKING: The US Supreme Court decides to NOT issue a highly anticipated ruling on the legality of President Trump's tariffs today. This marks the third-straight time the ruling was not released as expected.
So let me get this straight: same guy, same job, same numbers… but under Obama he’s a hero, under Trump he’s a Nazi. 🥇➡️💀 Media math: 1+1 = whatever fits the narrative.
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