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.@wfarner strumming my slave with my offers, singing my live on masters, killing my zk softly with this quorum...


I usually nuke a few K tasks at a time.. Wouldn't want to overwhelm @ApacheZooKeeper with extra work...


. @MesosUrDrunk what you thinking I've been slammin' lately?


Yo @mesosmaster, heard from @ApacheZooKeeper lately. The hive mind seems to have fallen asleep. Maybe one of @MesosSlave can rouse them?


Oh crap! The @pantsbuild are following me into the Twitterverse. And here I was hoping to go #pantless.


. @ApacheZooKeeper I know the feeling bro, have a cup of Joe on me...


Yo @mesosmaster, you got anything going on? You'd think it was like a long weekend or something? @ApacheZooKeeper keeping busy?


I'm so bored... LOST TASK, ok, put it over there, LOST TASK, fine, up you go here... Getting no love for V-Day here at all...


Oh, and just so you know @wickman, that hello_world job has been flapping for hours now. So THROTTLED it goes. Hope you're happy now.


Hey @mesosmaster, you have another framework I can hoist all these menial, repetitive, trivial jobs to?


I mean, here I am, a sophisticated piece of intelligence, and all you want is a reliable time based monkey. If you let me, I am so much more


1000 cron jobs waiting, schedule one. 999 crons waiting, wait for it, schedule 700, 1000 crons waiting. What am I? A batch scheduler?!?


. @wickman us-west/wickman/test/table KILLED (pre-empted) us-west/wickman/test/hello_world RUNNING


. @wickman Lemme see... what can I pre-empt. Ahh, us-west/wickman/production/table looks like a good candidate...


. @ApacheZooKeeper Well, here's the deal. You expire my session, and I'll stop sending you heart beats. It's getting close to V-Day...


Seppuku looking might fine right now. I think I'll just consider myself old enough to let someone else take over... #dialtone


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