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@AuthenticateLOL

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chunhang 🇲🇾

@chunhang7

Jan 21

For anybody looking for accessible FBref alternatives: 1. Fotmob: fotmob.com/en-GB/leagues/… 2. Sofascore: sofascore.com/tournament/foo… 3. Understat: understat.com 4. Opta Analyst: theanalyst.com/competition/pr… 5. @BeGriffis App: best11scouting.streamlit.app/Men's_App

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FIFA just sold football’s history to the highest bidder. The removal of analytic data on @FBref is a calculated heist of public knowledge to protect a 2026 World Cup gambling monopoly. Stats Perform (@OptaSTATS) is taking the heat but FIFA is equally to blame. A 🧵(1/10)

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@AuthenticateLOL

Jan 21

No way man. Opta just nuked FBref.

Nathan

@NathanAClark

Jan 20

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sports-reference.com/blog/2026/01/f…

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@AuthenticateLOL

Jan 16

This is all great but my broke ass cannot afford those prices unless those clothes last a lifetime lol.

Ryker | Natural Fiber Activewear

@RykerClothing

Jan 15

Saw this viral post about natural fiber clothes. Think we crush it across almost every metric here & wanted to list them. > Stoked to say our Merino wool is NOT processed via the traditional superwash process. Several months ago we upgraded to a newer plastic-free process that…

RykerClothing's tweet image. Saw this viral post about natural fiber clothes.

Think we crush it across almost every metric here &amp; wanted to list them.

&gt; Stoked to say our Merino wool is NOT processed via the traditional superwash process. Several months ago we upgraded to a newer plastic-free process that…

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@AuthenticateLOL

Jan 15

In another life 😪

From James Wathland

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@AuthenticateLOL

Jan 14

Covid being 6 years ago now is insane to me. It still feels like it happened only a couple months ago 😭

h0ser

@h0serr

Jan 14

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@AuthenticateLOL

Jan 13

#LateNightFinds

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Umir

@UmirIrfan

Dec 29

2025 has been the most transformative year of my life. It was the first year of my first child's life. I also stopped working as a doctor and started work in an entirely different field. I sat down with the last 365 days, here are the 25 lessons I learnt: umir.co.uk/p/25-lessons-i…

UmirIrfan's tweet card. A doctor had his first child, stopped working as a doctor, changed careers and learnt many things along the way.

25 lessons I learnt in 2025

Source: umir.co.uk

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@AuthenticateLOL

Jan 13

Currently salaryfarming and jobminimizing 👍

NEET

@NEETOCRACY

Jan 7

Are you wagemaxxing, salaryfarming, or jobminimizing? Wagemaxxing: Taking on multiple, overlapping full-time jobs to max your income Salaryfarming: Exploiting a low-effort, low-stress job for easy money Jobminimizing: Optimizing your lifestyle for as little work as possible

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@AuthenticateLOL

Jan 6

Yeah this confirms what many of us have been saying for a long time now. We peaked in late 2024, then slowly got worse throughout 2025 and have never really recovered. This correlates heavily with Salah’s underlying numbers as well.

Spencer Mossman

@fc_mossman

Jan 6

📊 Liverpool under Arne Slot + title good until Dec 2024, then became preposterously dominant until about Feb 2025, then xG differential fell consistently until Oct 2025 + on-pitch results lagged, eventually caught up, then November red patch was actually worse than underlying…

fc_mossman's tweet image. 📊 Liverpool under Arne Slot

+ title good until Dec 2024, then became preposterously dominant until about Feb 2025, then xG differential fell consistently until Oct 2025
+ on-pitch results lagged, eventually caught up, then November red patch was actually worse than underlying…

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@AuthenticateLOL

Jan 5

El-Shenawy

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@AuthenticateLOL

Jan 4

FUN FACT: Mohamed Salah holds the record for the most minutes played in an international tournament, having played 749 minutes in the 2021 Africa Cup of Nations. It was mid-season too. 😲

AuthenticateLOL's tweet image. FUN FACT:

Mohamed Salah holds the record for the most minutes played in an international tournament, having played 749 minutes in the 2021 Africa Cup of Nations. It was mid-season too. 😲

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Hamzah Khalique-Loonat

@HKhaliqueLoonat

Dec 30

Read this quote by Slot on Forest match in relation to wider set piece discussion: “But we played probably the best half an hour of our season against Nottingham Forest and then we conceded a set piece and no one talks about that half-hour any more.”

Hamzah Khalique-Loonat

@HKhaliqueLoonat

Nov 26

Strong passing link between Jones (17) and Salah (11). Same was true v Nottingham Forest, when Salah had 85 touches and 0.51 xG+xA. A progressive passer at right back complements his game...

HKhaliqueLoonat's tweet image. Strong passing link between Jones (17) and Salah (11).

Same was true v Nottingham Forest, when Salah had 85 touches and 0.51 xG+xA.

A progressive passer at right back complements his game...

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@AuthenticateLOL

Dec 29

Another year has gone by and it’s even worse now 😬

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@AuthenticateLOL

Dec 18, 2024

🫠 The thing is, even if TRIAS eventually reaches a decent price, it will be so far down the line that the opportunity cost would have made it not worth it. If you had put your money in Bitcoin in 2021 instead you would have made far more already.

AuthenticateLOL's tweet image. 🫠

The thing is, even if TRIAS eventually reaches a decent price, it will be so far down the line that the opportunity cost would have made it not worth it.

If you had put your money in Bitcoin in 2021 instead you would have made far more already.

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OptaJean

@OptaJean

Dec 22

35 - Egypt had 35 shots on goal tonight and eight big chances against Zimbabwe, both highest tallies for a single Africa Cup of Nations match since Opta began analysing the competition in 2010. Deluge. #AFCON2025 #EGYZIM

OptaJean's tweet image. 35 - Egypt had 35 shots on goal tonight and eight big chances against Zimbabwe, both highest tallies for a single Africa Cup of Nations match since Opta began analysing the competition in 2010. Deluge.

#AFCON2025 #EGYZIM

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@AuthenticateLOL

Dec 23

Marmoush 🫡

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@AuthenticateLOL

Dec 22

This Egypt team outside of Salah

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@AuthenticateLOL

Dec 22

This Egypt team outside of Salah

From 𝐏𝐨𝐩𝐬

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@AuthenticateLOL

Dec 20

Liverpool since switching to a 4 man midfield - Opta stats 6 matches 1.4 xG per game .93 xG against per game .47 xGD per game 2.5 big chances per game 1.5 big chances against per game Slot neutered the attack to make Liverpool more defensively robust.