Even Megatron is unnerved by how much his new recruit, former prison guard Panopticon, knows about every 'Bots' private lives.
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Soundwave remains unimpressed by Starscream's ongoing attempts to conscript the "SpamBots" that plague his inbox.
Despite having sent a number of fan letters, Bumblebee has yet to recruit Daft Punk into the Autobots.
Senator Starscream was quoted as saying, "Even a Dinobot could have delivered a better SOTU!"
When asked why the bridge was shut down for four days, Megatron reportedly asked, "Why don't the Autobots just fly over the river?"
Bumblebee was genuinely disappointed that Megatron's use of think tanks to fake anti-Autobot research did not involve actual tanks.
Exposed: billion-dollar campaign by Megatron to discredit Autobots in the public eye through "neutral" think tanks and charities.
The Autobots and Decepticons have a standing agreement to avoid fighting in stadiums after once ruining their fantasy football leagues.
Despite admitting to his purchase and inhalation of illegal nitros, Starscream refuses to step down as "Rightful leader of the Decepticons!"
The Maximals would feel like less of an underclass among the Transformers if Cheetor would just stop marking his territory.
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"By the All-Spark, I mean it when I say that what has been cannot be unseen." - Camcordor the Microbot
"All of the guy-bots say that I have a real electric personality, Mr. Edison." - ArCee's sister, DeeCee.
Despite millennia of betrayal, Megatron did not truly know hate until Starscream unintentionally spoiled the ending to Lost.
While their MFAs are useless in combat, the Deconstructicons have written some blistering critiques of Optimus Prime's speeches.
The Dinobots had to be escorted out of the Smithsonian by Bumblebee after yet another attempt to "liberate their ossified brethren."
Shockwave was not amused when the prototype Constructicons connected over LinkedIn rather than combine into Devastator.
"Arcee gets all the hot 'Bots. Why do I keep getting stuck with all the nerdy ones?" - Peecee
"The humans keep giving me crap. They're so generous." - Septicus, the tank Autobot.
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