Average NUFC
@AverageNUFC
Non-leading, unofficial and not at all comprehensive coverage of Newcastle United.
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We’re actually shit and everybody needs to stop kidding themselves that we’re not #NUFC
“Really unlucky with the way we concede the first two goals but I think we were good in moments and it’s not as bad a performance as the score line suggests.” Just prepping for Eddie Howe’s post match interview. #NUFC
What’s the actual plan here? Out centre backs are further forward than our midfields constantly This could be the worst managerial performance we’ve ever seen a we’re 30 minutes in and are a club that experienced Steve Bruce! #NUFC
Ramsdale worries me Trippier worries me Willock worries me Ramsey worries me Gordon worries me Woltemade worries me All really ineffective players and all in the same line up #NUFC
We’re so non-committal in basically everything we do, and we have absolutely no killer instinct whatsoever #NUFC
We must have the worst two goalkeepers in the league. Both absolutely shite. #NUFC
That midfield may as well had not been playing tonight. Spineless. #NUFC
We have absolutely no creativity and are just genuinely boring to watch #NUFC
Trippier can’t play for us again. I love the bloke but to say he’s lost a yard but be an understatement. As soon as he came on Semenyo’s eyes must’ve lit up. #NUFC
The bloke shouldn’t even be playing. Rules changed so this can happen. We were forced to play with Karius in goal in the final due to Dubravka being cup tied. #NUFC
So falling over and the ball hitting your arm - handball Pushing an opponent and the ball hitting your arm in the process - no foul Right. #NUFC
The most annoying thing is this will be viewed as a ‘good, dominating performance’ in which we just ‘didn’t have that finishing touch.’ When in reality, it was slow, boring, low energy with no attacking intent or creativity. Won’t be addressed though. #NUFC
Funny how every week you could easily say it’s one of the worst performances you’ve seen us put in. We’re genuinely really crap at football. #NUFC
I’ve not seen a game that has ever been referee’d worse than that. Stonewall pens, inconsistent fouls, no control of the game. Officials have done us out of a win there. #NUFC
Absolutely sick of seeing us completely bottle games. Such basic errors every time we concede. That second goal all because we never addressed their floating player, and Burn unable to stay where he’s meant to be. Shocking stuff. #NUFC
Half-hearted press. Clueless attackers. Open defence. Would love to know the brief Howe gave them before this game. #NUFC
Genuinely a very worrying mentality in this squad. Some teams don’t know when they’re beaten, we don’t know when we’ve won…. #NUFC
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