The Duke of Hairgel
@AverseMonster
I kill bunnies in style. {RP/TVD/#SangueBlu} #Fiend
Excuse me.
There are a few things I miss, and very rarely I’ll admit to them. My brother, first of all. And not the one with the hair gel addiction.
I want to make a sarcastic comment but I don't want to die. The struggle.
Yes. Eventually it comes back, but not before I've left a trail of bodies from one end of the country to the other and probably back again. {A pause.} Not a day goes by when I don't think of the fear I saw; the way they died terrified, the families they left behind...
Arches a brow. "That's a bummer. So human blood just..." Waves a hand. "turns you into a raging murderous machine?" Head tilt. He's known plenty of people who enjoyed that, and felt no guilt at all. His maker, being one of them.
Do you want to deal with me for a century afterwards? Because I'll kill E V E R Y O N E, and then the guilt is ridiculous.
He's never been one for drinking straight from the vein. But he's heard some strange things about a certain Mystic Falls resident.... Bunnies? For real? That can't be true.
I used to be a barely literate writer. I couldn't string two sentences together. Your past doesn't define who and what you worked hard on becoming. Try not to let someone beneath you try to tarnish your crown. 👑
One time, @DastardlySin brainwashed me into losing my entire personality. It was awesome.
Fuck my life.
He's never been one for drinking straight from the vein. But he's heard some strange things about a certain Mystic Falls resident.... Bunnies? For real? That can't be true.
Excuse you.
He's never been one for drinking straight from the vein. But he's heard some strange things about a certain Mystic Falls resident.... Bunnies? For real? That can't be true.
Fuck.
He's never been one for drinking straight from the vein. But he's heard some strange things about a certain Mystic Falls resident.... Bunnies? For real? That can't be true.
One of you was too much for the world, yet you still felt the need to give it a mini-me.
He's never been one for drinking straight from the vein. But he's heard some strange things about a certain Mystic Falls resident.... Bunnies? For real? That can't be true.
It's like you already know me.
He's never been one for drinking straight from the vein. But he's heard some strange things about a certain Mystic Falls resident.... Bunnies? For real? That can't be true.
He's never been one for drinking straight from the vein. But he's heard some strange things about a certain Mystic Falls resident.... Bunnies? For real? That can't be true.
We know EVERYTHING.
He's never been one for drinking straight from the vein. But he's heard some strange things about a certain Mystic Falls resident.... Bunnies? For real? That can't be true.
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