Awkward Networker
@AwkNetworker
😬 Awkward (1987-present) 💰Successful 🤝Networker (2007-present)
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Your best sellers know how to DO the work. Your best doers know how to SELL the work.
Your #network is your insurance policy against sudden unemployment or discontent. Rather than having a “What have you done for me lately?” mentality, strong networkers think “what have I done for you lately?” You need to pay the premiums today to make a claim in the future.
Just did the math... If you bet $100 AGAINST the @Eagles and @Phillies every game for the past 2 weeks, you'd have almost a grand in your account. #gobirds #gophils 😂
Autocorrect needs to get it together... In the same day I texted work friends "this meeting is bullshot" and later texted golf friends that I "shit a 96"
My son dared me to count to 500. I decided to call his bluff and start counting. That psycho sat there and listened to ALL. 500. NUMBERS.
Beach football catch completion percentage hovering around 4.6% today. #Happy4thofJuly
I'm not saying I've TOTALLY given up, but I just ate a handful of sour patch kids at 9:30am... So I dunno, you be the judge.
My son couldn't say PB&J right. I helped him get the letters right by saying "P as in Peter. B as in Bill. And J as in James." My wife from the other room: "or... P as in Peanut. B as in Butter. And J as in... Ya know... Jelly" Sometimes I can't believe I'm responsible for life
Is it a @LaSalleUniv tshirt and mesh shorts kinda day or a La Salle sweatshirt and sweatpants kinda day?
My son just overheard me scream "this is bullshit!" And now he is walking around screaming "this is bullshit" and I'm honestly fine with it.
DMV: Would you like to be an organ donor, Mr Drake? @Drake: When I die, through my organs in the grave! DMV: OK, that's fine. Just fill out all this paperwork... @Drake: Where. The F. Do I. Really even start?!?
At what age will my #kids finally pronounce the 'r' in "fork" and stop making meals really weird for a second?
That awkward moment when you email a coworker from the bathroom and then bump into them while you're exiting the bathroom. #2019probs #sanitizethatphone
"When pricing is a factor, people buy from who they like. When pricing isn’t a factor, people still buy from who they like." Have friends, but can't convert them into clients? CHECK OUT the first Awkward Networker guest blog by Conversion Expert Matt Blank wp.me/p8jYyq-TE
"In a matter of two weeks, the Eagles attacked free agency in a way that few expected" #philadelphiaeagles #phillyphilly
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Thank you for being my first follower @THE_Mike_Fullam I never forget my first...
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