Awkward Christian
@AwkwardCM
We love Jesus and are the Queens of awkward Christian moments and Chanter, Chanter = Christian Banter.
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Q: which bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun.
Awkward typo on notice sheet: remember in prayer those who are sick of our church or community.
Awkward typo on notice sheet: the church will hold an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment and gracious hostility.
Q: what do they call pastors in Germany? A: German Shepherds.
AM when you arrive late and soaking wet to church and the door is at the front so you have to walk past the whole congregation to sit down.
The awkward moment when you make eye contact with someone during a group prayer session and start to laugh...
The awkward moment when you trip over on the way up to doing the reading in front of the whole congregation.
Seven days without prayer makes one weak #chanter #churchsigns
The awkward moment when you say you hate someone and you know you're meant to love your neighbour.
Awkward moment when you get more excited about your chocolate advent calendar than the meaning behind the calendar!
Awkward moment when a Christian goes to a Christian camp and doesn't think they'll need a bible...
@AwkwardCM TAM when one drops one's Bible on one's baby's head during prayers.
AM when a member of the congregation thinks giving isn't necessary because the C of E funds the running of the church... #wrong
AM when you're praying in a group and the opener covers every single prayer point so you find yourself having to almost repeat their prayer.
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