AwkwardSlut's profile picture. I get asked on A LOT of first dates, but not so many second dates #AwkwardSlutMoments

The Awkward Slut

@AwkwardSlut

I get asked on A LOT of first dates, but not so many second dates #AwkwardSlutMoments

Can I major in procrastination with a minor in academic integrity violations?


Having the house to myself means watching porn on full volume.


Cardio Cardi Card Car Carb CARBS


I found this handy-dandy STD chart at the bottom of my nightstand underneath some condoms 😂😂😂 #knowledgeispower

AwkwardSlut's tweet image. I found this handy-dandy STD chart at the bottom of my nightstand underneath some condoms 😂😂😂 #knowledgeispower

You know it's really fucking cold when I'm actually wearing clothes to bed.


My fuck buddy is being un-characteristically sweet tonight and it's really throwing me off. Like wtf. Stop it.


My best guy friend thinks I could pull off being a lesbian. Idk, is this a backhanded compliment or a fantasy?

AwkwardSlut's tweet image. My best guy friend thinks I could pull off being a lesbian. Idk, is this a backhanded compliment or a fantasy?

The current fridge situation coming back from break.

AwkwardSlut's tweet image. The current fridge situation coming back from break.

Heaven is a place on earth with you.

AwkwardSlut's tweet image. Heaven is a place on earth with you.

Life is too short to make good decisions.


"Do you have any tips?" *Flashes tits* "I said TIPS not TITS." #BestFriendConvos


My best friend and I FaceTime naked and try on lingerie for each other but it's totally hetero. Idk. We're just weird like that.


I smell like sex and cigarettes #classy


Too lazy to do dishes so drinking wine from the bottle 🍷 #classy


The Awkward Slut reposted

You're the kind of person who would forever hold a place in my heart... If I had one.


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