BABeholder's profile picture. My name is Timmy B. Holder. I'm just here to help adventurers out with my sage like advice. And to share the parts of Beholder life you don't normally see. #DnD

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@BABeholder

My name is Timmy B. Holder. I'm just here to help adventurers out with my sage like advice. And to share the parts of Beholder life you don't normally see. #DnD

Real talk. I've been trying but depression is really hitting hard, haven't been very up to tweeting. Or feeling creative. 😓


To assure best accuracy in ranged attacks shoot first. Then declare whatever you hit was your target. #dnd #dndtips #RPG


Any creature can be a mount. Just hop on, hold on and show confidence. #dnd #dndtips #RPG


Lee attacking the ghost! His physical immunity has to run out sometime! #dnd #dndtips #RPG


Let the smaller members of your party, dwarf sand gnomes, trip all the taps. The smaller they are the less the damage. #dnd #dndtips #RPG


It's only a twenty foot hallway leading to the next chamber. Just light your torch and sprint down it. #dnd #dndtips #RPG


Raising dead companions as undead is cheaper than true resurrection. #dndtips #DnD #RPG


Angered the king? Kill him and take his job. #dnd #dndtips #RPG


There's no reason not to trust illusions. Deep down inside they're real people. #dnd #dndtips #RPG


RT if you're into kinky sex or a wizard. Or just a kinky sexy wizard.


Try to get enemies to focus on your ranged member. A shorter distance makes it easier to hit them. #dnd #dndtips #RPG


Only the REALLY valuable stuff will survive. Trust me, total legit.


Your party doesn't need a dedicated healer. Just put all you skill points into Heal. #dnd #dndtips #RPG


No lockpick? Just dump the whole vial of acid on the treasure chest lid. #dnd #dndtips


Can't beat the dragon's AC? Get swallowed by it, no scales on the inside. #dnd #dndtips


Reading spell descriptions is a waste of time. If the name of the spell fits the just cast it. #dnd #dndtips


Make sure you kill their PC first so no one thinks you're playing favorites.


In a fight with a gas spore? Initiate a grapple! #dnd #dndtips #RPG


If you lost something in a bag of devouring just coat your hand in hot sauce, that'll do the job. #dndtips #dnd #RPG


Put all your ranks into Performance and use interpretive dancing to get out of all encounters. #dndtips #dnd #RPG


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