Bethany
@BAForst
UI College of Law ‘23👩🏻⚖️|| WPU Alum ‘19⚽️|| Boy Mom💙|| PDX/BOI🌹🌳 Thoughts are my own
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All I ask is that if you’re going to murder me you do it in a way that will get me on a popular podcast
WHYYYY is my iPhone opening my texts without telling meeeee someone fix it
The fact that people have stopped saying the word pandemic and just started making up words that start with “pan-“ is so funny to me Idk why
Have y’all ever noticed how men who are actually athletes (rather than just Twitter All-Americans) tend to respect women athletes? Because I think about this a lot.
Part of me: believes in and trusts science and vaccines and wants to do whatever it takes to end the pandemic. Other part of me: remember the monsters in I Am Legend?
I walk that fine like between being mean and being an assertive woman who stands up for herself. I don’t say I walk that line bc I think I’m a mean person, but because a lot of people don’t seem to know the difference.🤷🏻♀️
The equivalent of saying “I’m not rich, my parents are rich” lmaoooo
skinny girls literally folding in half to create “rolls” isn’t as body positive as they think
muslims quietly spent all of ramadan and two eids isolated during this pandemic. but go off on how missing christmas is the ultimate sacrifice i guess
I think everyone could use a lighthearted/happy story right now so here goes: At the beginning of the pandemic I went through some painful personal stuff and would often go out at night for long walks because no one was around and I couldn’t sleep anyway. One night I was walking
This is the sweetest thing I’m crying
I think everyone could use a lighthearted/happy story right now so here goes: At the beginning of the pandemic I went through some painful personal stuff and would often go out at night for long walks because no one was around and I couldn’t sleep anyway. One night I was walking
I love creating outlines for my classes. Something about taking a 1,000+ page casebook and turning it into a 30ish page outline with bolded headings and tabulated lists🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 lol bet you can’t guess my sign 🙃
My son is asleep and I just sat down and turned on Netflix and was about to put on his cartoon lmao someone please knock me out
Lmao
I think everyone could use a lighthearted/happy story right now so here goes: At the beginning of the pandemic I went through some painful personal stuff and would often go out at night for long walks because no one was around and I couldn’t sleep anyway. One night I was walking
Don’t say her name. You don’t deserve to.
Now it turns out that the Democrats want the Pack the Court with 26 Justices. This would be terrible, and must be stopped. Even Justice RBG was strongly opposed!
Omg I just had flashbacks 😅 you right
If you’ve ever used a porta potty at The Gorge Amphitheater, you do not need to worry about what’s in the covid vaccine
we should force politicians to retire at 65. It’s absolutely no reason someone born in the 1940s should be making decisions for us
My little sister really emailed her teacher and said, “this assignment is taking me too long and I don’t want to do the rest can I just turn it in like it is?” And her teacher said, “okay that’s fine just turn in what you have 😊” Bruh
Love your partner in THEIR love language. NOT yours.
That part in Home Alone where the boy puts the tarantula on the guys face... I would simply ✨pass away✨
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