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Don't give running a bad name.

Sadly, Tyson Gay tested positive for banned substances. Our best advice... DON'T BE GAY! #doping #running #track #tysongay


The only way to truly work your core is to get a colonoscopy. #runnerprobs #running #tracknation


Wearing reflective clothing at night only distracts drivers on the road. Be considerate to others and run in solid black clothing.


Always wear something sexy underneath your uniform for when a race official tells you to strip down before your race. #running #runnerprobs


The next generation iPad will come with an arm band so that it can be strapped on during a run. #ipad #running #newpr


Feel free to run along the double yellow line in the middle of the road. It's paint - it can't tell you what to do. #runnerprobs #running


When running on train tracks, trains always yield the right-of-way. #running


It is customary to tip 15% of your race entry fee to your servers at each water station. #running #tips


Need a Camelbak for that upcoming long run, but don’t have the money? Just grab some duct tape, a straw and your grandma’s colostomy bag.


Dressing up like Bill Cosby gets you free entry into The Penn Relays. #pennrelays #bippityinthezibzobzoobidydoo


The quickest way to shorten your stride is to tie your shoelaces together.#pennrelays #runnerprobs #track


Vibram FiveFinger running shoes are almost as comfortable as Vibram OnePenis underwear. #running #track #runnerprobs


If you ran a 12 minute mile and your friend ran a 5 minute mile, your watch is 7 minutes slow. #track #runningtips


Standing in lane 1 provides you with the best view of another runner’s track workout. #trackfam #runnerprobs #letsrun


Training for @ToughMudder, but live in the desert? Poop in your shoes to simulate running in the mud. #track #runnerprobs #runningtips


The Prefontaine era was more popular than the Postfontaine era. #track #XC #pre #runnerprobs


When running on a treadmill, remove your left shoe to replicate running the turns on a banked track. #running #shoes #runningprobs


Rotate your running shoes between your right and left feet to prevent them from wearing unevenly. #runningtips #runnerprobs


Running is least popular in the state of Oregon.


Live in the city and miss running on the grass? Glue a strip of sod to your treadmill belt. Not sold by @RepairParts.


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