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A list of the worst possible superpowers. Contains cussing and nasty things. Curated by @kazztawdal

You can cause yourself to kinda want to fuck your grandpa.


If you enter deep concentration for an hour, you can make socks filthy with your mind.


By touching someone on the forehead, you can force them to loudly announce their fetishes.


You can make people who are arguing forget which side they're on.


To you, naked people appear to have clothes on.


Any spider that you kiss turns into a giant spider.


You can hear through your penis.


Transform into Ronnie James Dio at each full moon.


You can read your own mind.


You have superhuman strength while sleeping.


Instantly manifest a new compulsive behavior.


Transform Hellmann's into Miracle Whip and vice versa.


As long as nobody is nearby and you're not being recorded, your singing voice is perfect and beautiful.


Able to create wasps under every single inch of your skin.


When you kiss someone, that person is instantly thrown a hundred years into the future.


You can make any object fit in your butt.


Birds suddenly appear every time you are near.


You can slap your mom without getting in trouble.


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