BallisticSpring's profile picture. This guy is an ASSHOLE!

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@BallisticSpring

This guy is an ASSHOLE!

YA BOY JUST BEAT NO NUT NOVEMBER OH MY GOD HELL YES!! FUCK YES!! BRO HOLY FUCK YES I CAN GO BACK TO MASTURBATING I FUCKING LOVE MASTURBATING IM NEVER DOING THIS STUPID FUCKING CHALLENGE EVER AGAIN FUCK THANK YOU ALL FOR BELIEVING IN ME OH MY GOD LETS FUCKING GO


SPRIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!

BallisticSpring's tweet image. SPRIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!

starts with S and we all love it?



throwback to the good old days when casually referring to a woman as "he/him" was an elite level insult. try that shit in the big 2025 and you might just accidentally respect a queers pronouns.


how it feels when she lowkey got a crush so now everything I say funny asl


I'm f2p btw. @MusketeerLuvr67 how's it goin' on your side?

BallisticSpring's tweet image. I'm f2p btw. 
@MusketeerLuvr67 how's it goin' on your side?

...Maybe level 16 was needed.

BallisticSpring's tweet image. ...Maybe level 16 was needed.

Hell Spring has been redesigned but I'm not telling the discord until they see this tweet

BallisticSpring's tweet image. Hell Spring has been redesigned but I'm not telling the discord until they see this tweet
BallisticSpring's tweet image. Hell Spring has been redesigned but I'm not telling the discord until they see this tweet
BallisticSpring's tweet image. Hell Spring has been redesigned but I'm not telling the discord until they see this tweet

how it genuinely feels when you ask someone a question and they say "why" instead of just fucking answering it


Why didn't you chase me Why didn't you chase me Why didn't you chase me Why didn't you chase me Why didn't you chase me Why didn't you chase me Why didn't you chase me Why didn't you chase me Why didn't you chase me Why didn't you chase me Why didn't you chase me


Crossworlds is easily the better game, so it really surprises me how you possibly managed to fumble the joke and show your sonic bias by comparing prices of all things, especially unfairly.

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The fuck I gotta do with th- MMN~!? T-Theo, what're you-.. mmngh~ p-people are w-watchi-.. mmmnh~

Studies show that children experienced the highest growth in homelessness from 2023-2024

gothicm4413's tweet image. Studies show that children experienced the highest growth in homelessness from 2023-2024


Update: Their post blew tf up and I haven't been responded to. Darn.

this better be a coincidence 'cuz it really looks like you just stole my tweet

BallisticSpring's tweet image. this better be a coincidence 'cuz it really looks like you just stole my tweet
BallisticSpring's tweet image. this better be a coincidence 'cuz it really looks like you just stole my tweet
BallisticSpring's tweet image. this better be a coincidence 'cuz it really looks like you just stole my tweet


Hot take. Vox being a fucking dumbass doesn't make Alastor smart for abusing/expecting that. The "scheme" yall are glazing him for could've been pulled off by just about anyone with more than 2 brain cells. Keep this loser on fraud watch.

BallisticSpring's tweet image. Hot take.
Vox being a fucking dumbass doesn't make Alastor smart for abusing/expecting that. The "scheme" yall are glazing him for could've been pulled off by just about anyone with more than 2 brain cells. Keep this loser on fraud watch.

Ain't a bond stronger than a Pom and her Trap (art by @vivienne_posada)

BallisticSpring's tweet image. Ain't a bond stronger than a Pom and her Trap
(art by @vivienne_posada)

So y'all were watching me get jumped for a correct statement and did fucking nothing. Thanks, Dreamworld.

I am fucking sobbing why is Spring fighting with trans people on my timeline Goth doesn’t do all this PR for you to be behaving like this.

vivienne_posada's tweet image. I am fucking sobbing why is Spring fighting with trans people on my timeline Goth doesn’t do all this PR for you to be behaving like this.


Do not, under ANY circumstances forget the time I was called a retard on twitter for saying a straight man isn't straight if he sucks dick.


yeah I got them in each color

BallisticSpring's tweet image. yeah I got them in each color
BallisticSpring's tweet image. yeah I got them in each color
BallisticSpring's tweet image. yeah I got them in each color

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