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Basic Bitch Problems

@BasicBitchRant

Life's a bitch. I'm just a basic one.

You know when you're driving and stuffing your face and a hot guy passes by


*feels lonely* *tweets* "I could really go for some Starbucks right now..." *waits for hot guy to arrive at doorstep*


*omg I haven't had Starbucks in a week*

BasicBitchRant's tweet image. *omg I haven't had Starbucks in a week*

OMG TOMORROW STARBUCKS IS SERVING PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES and yes I'm a basic white girl for being excited


*posts picture with fire crackers * Caption "'Merica"


Don't forget to shop Victoria Secret's semiannual sale and of course tweet about it #basicbitchez


Hot guy: do you have a pencil I can borrow? Me: yes I'm free tonight


*sees funny tweet 13 seconds after it was posted* *Waits a few minutes to do anything to not look creepy*


I care way too much about how tan I am #judgeme


@DailyLoserDiary: @BasicBitchRant this is how I feel with literally every person I follow on there” it's the most annoying thing ever


We get it you're artsy ok now can you post some normal pictures on Instagram


Basic Bitch Problems reposted

@BasicBitchRant followed me because you know, I'm a basic bitch. 💁


Chevron on chevron on chevron #basic


*eats 3 pieces of pizza* "Ugh I'm so fat RIP beach bod"


Forever 21's return policy is literally ridiculous


Whenever I watch those Step Up movies I get motivated to dance then I realize I have about as much rhythm as the next white girl


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