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The Dim Knight Rises

Remember to stand away from the BatMayorMobile when I'm peeling out of BatMayorCityHall. Stay safe. Stay alive, journos. #TOPoli


I don't need an executive committee to run the city. I am the BATMAYOR. I stand alone #TOPoli


I am the BatMayor! I have a BatMayorCave, a BatMayorMobile, and a BatMayorBro! Bring it on, Hulkster! Nyah Nyah, Nenshi! #TOPoli #hulkford


I am the BatMayor! I have a BatMayorCave, a BatMayorMobile, and a BatMayorBro! Bring it on, Hulkster! Nyah Nyah, Nenshi! #TOPoli #fanexpo


That wasn't a crack pipe. The BatMayorSignal was broken and I was trying to send smoke signals to Doug. #robfordcrack #thedimknight #TOPoli


My transit plan? No more busses, subways or streetcars! BatMayorMobiles for everyone! #TOcouncil #greatdayinTOhistory #thedimknightrises


"I don't want any taxes. We don't need any taxes. Enough money in government to pay for a BatMayorSubway to the BatMayorCave!" #ToPoli


I don't need #bixi! I have a BatMayorMobile and piggyback rides from Doug when it's in the shop. #Toronto #thedimknightrises #ToPoli


Think that swinging a bat qualifies you to become the next BatMayor? No way, @JoseCanseco! Bring it on! #YesWeCanJose #ToPoli #thedimknight


I knew I should have trained those kids with footballs and not BatMayorAngs! I'll never listen to MammoRiddler Again! #thedinknight #TOpoli


Slinking back to the BatMayorCave with my cape tucked between my legs. I get to keep the BatMayorCave, right? #TOPOLI #thedimknight #robford


So sorry to throw you & Sun under bus @SueAnnLevy. You should have worn the CatMayorsWoman suit like I asked you to. #thedimknight #TOPoli


I will not stand for or in potholes in front of the BatMayorFamilyBusiness! #thedimknightrises #topoli


Actually Manitoba IS directly across the river from Detroit thanks to wormhole generated by BatMayorWing's warp drive. #ToPoli #thedimknight


What do you mean TIFF isn't short for This Is Ford Fest? #TIFF12 #TOpoli #thedimknight


I am the BatMayor! My business cards have sharp edges and double as BatMayorangs. Use them wisely. #thedimknight #ToPoli


The BatMayorWing won't be in the Toronto International Air Show this weekend because it dresses like a whore. #thedimknight #TOPoli #besafe


2 hours 50 mins., Paul Ryan? You think that's something? I can run a Marathon in under 15 mins. In the BatMayorMobile! #thedimknight #TOPoli


If you think BatMayor's going to pose with a butter sculpture, forget it. Taking afternoon off to go see Total Recall #thedimknight #TOPoli


Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, BatMayor! Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, BatMayor! BatMayor! BatMayor! #thedimknight #TOPoli


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