Patrick Bateman
@BatemanPatrick
I like to dissect girls.
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I swear, Price, you gyp me one more time and I'll fucking slit your throat. Just like that cunt in Evelyn's apartment building.
@ieetsababies I do enjoy Interpol. And remember, it's the summer. Don't wear any Fall colors until the second week of September.
I tried recreating a few acts of The 120 Days of Sodom recently.
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old.
I visited my mother today. She asked me how I felt. I told her I had some video tapes to return and left.
But in the mean time, I suggest you pick up a copy of this game (interactive movie). It reminds me of college life. http://bit.ly/76f3Ra
I suppose I should attempt playing it. They suggest that I would enjoy it.
"In the words of Patrick Bateman, there are no more barriers left to cross" - IGN on Left 4 Dead 2 http://tinyurl.com/yepzm9p
I spent the weekend buying myself Christmas presents and murdering the homeless. Happy Holidays!
My wii remote looks like this because I didn't clean up before playing http://twitpic.com/t6biq.
I've been busy as of late. Lots of video tapes to return...
Unfortunately, I've just realized I accidently got my semen all over my new Band of Outsiders jacket. I hope you had a happy Thanksgiving.
When I got home, I took an old skull and filled the brain cavity with my ejaculate and urine.
I spent most of dinner in the bathroom snorting coke just to get through the night.
My brother got us Thanksgiving reservations at Dorsia. He even paid for me. I thought I was dreaming.
@ieetsababies I could always give you pointers. Perhaps we should get lunch. Tuesday work for you?
I almost broke down crying last night when I realized that I had bloodied my new J.Crew pocket square.
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