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Quotes straight from the mouths of your five favorite idiots.

"That's what I love about sharing cabs, man. The bands change but the amps stay the same."


"That iceberg that sunk the Titanic, it didn't stop there. It's taken down a bunch of other ships too, it has a taste for human blood!"


"I beat Majora's Mask and now my life is meaningless."


"This is why you don't have kids, they're just gonna get kidnapped by aliens."


"Well, whenever anything hurts my feelings, I just bury it DEEP down and NEVER talk about it again!"


"I've been told I'm a legend for a long time, mostly by my mom."


"You know what really fucks me up? Pennies are bigger than dimes, but worth less money."


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