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Inspired by @incorrectnewtin
Here to poke some gentle fun at #FantasticBeasts and other shows/movies. Feel free to submit your ideas!

Incorrect Fantastic Beasts Quotes

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By @emmamcurzon Inspired by @incorrectnewtin Here to poke some gentle fun at #FantasticBeasts and other shows/movies. Feel free to submit your ideas!

"I'm not allowed to walk my pet in public anymore because apparently he's "scaring people" and "a Peruvian Vipertooth Dragon"." - Newt Scamander (obviously) (Sorry for the long hiatus guys!)


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"Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it's a plan!!!" - Newt Scamander, probably #FantasticBeasts #CrimesOfGrindelwald #NewtScamander


Crimes of Grindelwald, A Summary Yusuf: I have an idea- Nagini/Leta/Newt/Everyone: NO MURDER. Yusuf: Yusuf: I have no idea. #FantasticBeasts #CrimesOfGrindelwald


When was McGonagall born? Canon might suggest 1889, not 1935 hypable.com/when-was-mcgon… via @hypable


Something I hope will make you laugh, while we wait for the 16th : ) Fantastic Beasts CRACK Part 2! youtu.be/pyONz2SedMk via @YouTube


Newt: It's ok, Tina, you worry too much. Tina: Yeah, that keeps me up at night actually. Source: Arrested Development #Newtina #TinaGoldstein #NewtScamander


Seraphina: Goldstein, may I speak to you in private? Tina: Ooh, someone's in trouble! Seraphina: Tina: Tina: It's me. I don't know why I did that. Source: Brooklyn 99


Theseus: You should identify yourself when you answer the phone. Newt: Sorry. Hello, major disappointment speaking. Source: Gilmore Girls #CrimesOfGrindelwald #newtscamander


Travers: Can you please answer the questions without the usual level of sarcasm? Albus: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupidity. Source: Teen Wolf #FantasticBeasts #Dumbledore


Tina: I don't know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies by myself. Newt: I'm leaning more towards "accomplished". Source: tumblr #FantasticBeasts #CrimesOfGrindelwald


Newt: Where are my fucking keys? Theseus: Newt, Leta's here. Maybe say it nicer. Newt: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking keys? #CrimesOfGrindelwald #NewtScamander


Abernathy: I know we've always had this unspoken rivalry- Tina: Not a rivalry, you're just always rude to me. And not unspoken, you talk about it all the time. #FantasticBeasts #CrimesOfGrindelwald Source: Superstore


Gellert: Hey, remember me? Albus: Wish I didn't. Gellert: I'm just trying to bury the hatchet. Albus: Bury yourself in a hole. #FantasticBeasts #Dumbledore


Tina: You actually listened to me? Newt: I can't quite believe it myself. #FantasticBeasts #CrimesOfGrindelwald #newtina Source: tumblr


Tina, about Grindelwald: He's actually very nice once you get past the fact that he's a horrible person. #FantasticBeasts #CrimesOfGrindelwald #TinaGoldstein


Newt: (unbuttoning a shirt) I'm sorry, but it's just so hot in here. Tina: I know, but please stop unbuttoning my shirt. #NewtScamander #FantasticBeasts #Newtina


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