behind the scenes of the hashtag nations

Darrell just got himself engaged to da nicest gal that works over yonder at da Satin Lady on da weekends&use ta could work in Richland as uh happy hippy palm reader.Betty’s last die’n wish was that Darrell’d find luv da size of Rosanne Barr&he got’r done.Ol Betty can RIP now! 🥓

Darrell’s Hear’n rumors over in Tiger Town dat 1 of dem there Liberal strength coaches is in an up”ROAR”&wants to dip everyone in Neosporin&heal da good ole US of A! Darrell thinks his beards get’n in da the way of his eyesight&its time to turn off CNN/MSNBC! #1indoctriNATION✌🏿

Darrell heard wit da Tigers season in da liter box due to da China thingy,Richlands head coach is uh lean’n extra close on his right hand clip board hold’n best frand ta set up a coaches game at da prison ta prep da stage for a Long Yard’r 3,star’n Da pussy cats11 coaches&Rowdy

Anyone in Injun country hear anything about dis new papoose they speared ta replace da Bishop, if ya have just send Darrell n me a smoke signal when da winds are coming outta da south! Feller kinda looks like Seth Greenberg’s brutter.

Dis Panda Menic could be dead tra mental to da LIC and Friday lights & Darrell n ME’s social drink’n! Dats all we two Indians got in loin cloths ta look forward to anymore. Head’n across Wabash dis weekend ta do some drink’n n think’n.

Darrell asked me Da other day if da ole #onetigernation could survive dis God Dang pandemic. He said da last two cats he seen dat were de-clawed didn’t make er outta da trailer park. Meow 😸

Thank god almighty infant baby Jesus Darrel and I’s grandkiddos parents are not essentialist workers caus we barely gradumacated from NDN and ArabPup School of Da Blind. Darrel says he can teach em how to play Texas Holdem with da best of em at the Elks though.

Jaunita from da Moose’s women’s auxiliary snag’d pics uh coach KyleSmithPitterPatterPeters&Mike Money Carp&Mikey Da Goatee Burris down at CoCo beach posing in da cardboard cut out by RonJon’s on spring break’r!She also seen clear as glass Glash take’n money for da park’n lot too

Darrell borrowed Camel toes computer ta see what our favorite Juco coach has been up to. Mo’s been productive while quarantined.Darrell&me done turned every radio on in da trailer park&got er tuned into 89.1 da bash!Ain’t our style but if it’s good enough for Mo, it works for us!

Ya’ll wanna see what”Excelente” looks like,look no further.Da Godfather uh Juco Basketball wakes up every dab burn day&pisses a steady stream of er! Toddy surrounds himself with fellers like Glash&Davis ta bathe in his cool&powder his ole pimp hand.Toddy keeps dat pimp🤚strong

Darrell told da Amish fella Jedidiah dat if he’s gonna have wood carvin team practice Sunday,dat he better be follow’n da LIC Commanders warning&require’n a mask&hard hat too!After all,1pm ta 6pm is an awfully long practice for dem boys out der have’n da time of der life!

Ya gotta put just da right amount uh Salt-N-Pepa on your squirrel or rabbit before ya throw er on da Traeger or da meat don’t have da right amount uh flavor&don’t go wit da side fixins!Some could say day same bout put’n to much salt over pepa on da gosh darn court too,Disaster!

Darrell&Me sure hope all dis hoopla surround’n da M-m-m-my Corona virus don’t interfere wit our boy Coach Mo’s chances at dat head job he deserves!If dat hell kitten Smithpeters leaves da GRAC to pursue his male model’n career wit Neiman Marcus dat there John-A job is Mo’s!

It’s rumored Richlands Robot Roberto’s petition ta join da 1A State Championship got denied cause da little stinker put der enrollment down as 182&a half.Hell it’s probably for da best dat 700 nation army uh 1 got da no,they’d uh been play’n in front uh no one wit dat damn virus!

May be issuing a quick retraction as Kono calls em after someone just played sum shit disco on da jukebox at da Moose dat sounded like elclectro boogaloo&shouted dis here’s uh a good look!Appears Ladies&Gents dat ole Sturgill’s wrist has gone a wi bit limp.Darrells full uh shit!

Darrell told Warren at da Moose the only thing tough enough ta stand up&look dat God Damn Tornad’r in da eye and get er ta leave Nashville was Bart’s cousin Sturgill Simpson.I can promise ya dis,Luke Bryan wouldn’t uh had his make up on in time ta see er b4 she blew out on er own

Darrell took it upon himself ta go ahead and fill out da bracket at da Moose.I ain’t uh shit’n ya, Dats da ultimate Mo Warrior! He’s our favorite coach in da GRAC!Dat Carp guys good but Mo is da dang show&in da know over there.Go get em boys,Darrell&Me are uh comin down yonder to

Here’s da deal,Me&Darrell been ride’n dat Lincoln Trail train dirty but all they seem ta do is flop&fail.We are jump’n ship&put’n all our chips on da Warriors dis year!Just want it known up here at da Moose dat Darrell n me told ya Mo Knows!#Da Warrior Way All Dang Day!#teamCarp

Ya’ll know what grinds da gears in my Cummins!Da Kittens of Richland gotta head clear down yonder south by Car’Bon’Da’lay&play da SIU C-team in da GD regionals!Now how da hells dat fair when they ate er at Newton!On top uh dat,who da hells da Bishop play’n in da farewell tour?

Darrell’s ass at da Moose tryin ta argue wit Betty da bar matron.Drunk Dick Darrell tried tell’n everyone his cousin Vernon played in da Yardbirds until Cletus set da record straight’r than Elton Johnny&reminded him their band was called da Yardturds cuz they pooped in yards!