Chris slowly died on the floor and everyone on my side cheered. That was when I woke up
At the ceremony, just as I was about to say “I do” a fancy looking dagger appeared to my right. I grabbed the dagger and got into a fighting stance (I don’t know why I didn’t just stab him). For some reason, that triggered this weird Kill Bill style fight. I won.
I talked to the people in the kitchen for a little while longer before I had to leave because I had to go get ready
The woman was actually his mother. I didn’t know why she was at my wedding, but I was still happy she was there
That was when I realized who she was. I remembered Mr. Behr introducing us to her at a game
Then she tightly hugged me and said, “It’s been so long since I’ve seen you! When was that, like, the last football game?”
A woman ran up to me. I knew I had met the woman before, but I didn’t remember who she was. I assumed she was there for Chris
I decided to go to the kitchen where I knew a few of my friends and some of my family would be.
I went a room where everyone was staying until the wedding was about to begin. They were projecting something on the screen. Pictures of Chris and I? Perhaps one of us with our family? Nope! It was Tom and Jerry (the original series to be more specific)
Afterward, I handed the paper to Chris and then went to talk to my friends and family. I still had an hour before I needed to get ready
Later, Chris told me to go around signing this paper and doing basically an attendance check. I had to make sure all of the bridesmaids and the maid of honor were there, I had to check for the groom’s men and the best man, and basically all of the important people at the wedding
In the dream, it started as me sitting at a table with Chris, my mom my best friend, and for some reason my old band director Mr. Behr
I had this terrible dream last night where I was marrying this middle-aged guy named Chris
I’m currently stuck in the band room’s uniform room practicing. It’s terrible. I can’t have food in the band room and I’m hungry, AND it’s so lonely and boring in here. Help please.
I told my mom that I won’t watch Dirty Dancing because it’s just like other movies. She said I would probably enjoy it if it were two men. I agreed because of the simple fact that there aren’t as many movies with two gay men and it would be more intriguing. Opinions @GeorgeTakei
18: Can I buy a some wine? USA: No! Don't be silly. That would be illegal and irresponsible. 18: Can I go $50,000 into debt for my college education? USA: We encourage it.
My mother was being homophobic, saying that gay men are absolutely disgusting and that she wants to puke when she sees them. As a response, I found a picture of two men passionately kissing while drinking Starbucks coffee. And believe me, she was telling the truth about puking.
United States Tendances
- 1. Pro Bowl N/A
- 2. Shedeur N/A
- 3. Highguard N/A
- 4. Tyler Huntley N/A
- 5. Homan N/A
- 6. #OlandriaxRahulMishra N/A
- 7. Bader N/A
- 8. Kanye N/A
- 9. Tyra N/A
- 10. Soucy N/A
- 11. $SLV N/A
- 12. Paul Newman N/A
- 13. #SaveThePost N/A
- 14. Roval N/A
- 15. Medic N/A
- 16. Vernon N/A
- 17. Signal N/A
- 18. 18.9 QBR N/A
- 19. #MaduroCiliaHeroes N/A
- 20. Ran Gvili N/A
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