BenchNotBen's profile picture. I get paid $500k/game to sit on a bench. If you find a stylish bench for me to sit on, please tag. obvious parody

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@BenchNotBen

I get paid $500k/game to sit on a bench. If you find a stylish bench for me to sit on, please tag. obvious parody

Psyche! I’m playing! Triple single on tap for y’all tonight!


I’ve read the media reports that I’m going to play tomorrow night in Philly. You know what they say about counting chickens before they hatch, mate.


With a trip back to Philly - The City that believed in me and cheered me on to try and shoot the ball - On Saturday, I’m reminded of all the time I spent on their bench. I miss Philly benches. But get ready, cause I’m coming back! 3.7/10 I play.


It’s criminal that the @NBA expects me to suit up giving just 1 day off after playing 18 minutes. Load management is the way of the future and the Association needs to recognize. Tired of the ridicule.


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