BernDoesThings's profile picture. I'm a scaly whoopee cushion who likes to eat crickets

Bernard Blake

@BernDoesThings

I'm a scaly whoopee cushion who likes to eat crickets

Hard at work I loveeee to study cuz I am a smart lizard hehe

BernDoesThings's tweet image. Hard at work I loveeee to study cuz I am a smart lizard hehe

Hehe hiding in the Christmas tree they'll never find me here

BernDoesThings's tweet image. Hehe hiding in the Christmas tree they'll never find me here

Paint me like one of your French girls @WeRateLizards

BernDoesThings's tweet image. Paint me like one of your French girls @WeRateLizards

I 🍩 enjoy thunder storms :(

BernDoesThings's tweet image. I 🍩 enjoy thunder storms :(

What should I be for Halloween?!? :)


Drying off from ma bath I gots today :) I luv being squeaky clean

BernDoesThings's tweet image. Drying off from ma bath I gots today :) I luv being squeaky clean

Look @KimKardashian I can take butt pictures too 😉

BernDoesThings's tweet image. Look @KimKardashian I can take butt pictures too 😉

WAKEY WAKEY crickets and bakey

BernDoesThings's tweet image. WAKEY WAKEY crickets and bakey

Nighty night, don't let the crickets bite tehee


Throwback to when I was a bebe lol

BernDoesThings's tweet image. Throwback to when I was a bebe lol

I h8 how noisy crikets are but I sure do think they are yuuuummmmmmyyy.


I am goin to play some scales on da piano for you wiff ma scales, get it hehe

BernDoesThings's tweet image. I am goin to play some scales on da piano for you wiff ma scales, get it hehe

Brb going to pout and eat some strawberries


this is not Ginny. This is Bernard.

BernDoesThings's tweet image. this is not Ginny. This is Bernard.

Hi Twitter just woke up from a nap teehee

BernDoesThings's tweet image. Hi Twitter just woke up from a nap teehee

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